The Man Who Loved Spaghetti

Once there was a lonely man. He always dreamed of having a son. One day, he cooked a bowl of spaghetti with great care and immediately got attached. He didn't care that it was inanimate food but he pretended it was his child and loved it deeply. he even taped a name tag to it that said "Parry the Pasta". The spaghetti soon grew mold but the man simply thought of it as "pasta puberty". Yes, this man was not very bright, but at least he was happy. Then one terrible day, the man carelessly knocked over the bowl and spilled it all over the floor. To his horror, he realized he just murdered his one and only child. THE END.

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