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In our universe, there are 5 deities, that have existed before and prior to the universe. They are responsible for the creation of matter, and the existence of all things that we know of today. The 5 deities created the universe in 5 days using their mythical, law-breaking powers and their omniscience.
On Day 1 of the creation, 25-year-old Cory from Cory in the House came forth, and took a giant shit everywhere. Over time, his godly feces cooled and solidified, creating vast and beautiful landscapes that we know of today, such as mountains, vallies, hills and the White House. He then stepped back and watched with his benelovence, as the other deities came forth.
On Day 2, Shrek came forth, and released his glorious urine and onion-flavoured semen into the universe. His urine created the deep, mysterious, crashing oceans, and his semen created sex and pleasure. He then roared "THIS EEZ MAH SWEMP", uniting the lands created by Cory and the oceans created by Shrek into one universe. He then stepped back and watched with his benelovence, as the other deities came forth.
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