The Phone Charger
I had a phone charger for a Nokia phone. One day, for whatever reason, the phone charger didn't work correctly. It charged the phone, but its LED light (which was blue) was instead an eerie greenish color. I'm not sure what it meant at the time, so I took it to the nearest Radio Shack to have it investigated.
It turns out that when I plugged in the charger over at the Radio Shack, its LED light was now purple. Both I and the customer support guy were in awe. He recommended that I take it to Geek Squad. Normally, they did computers but I'm sure this case would give them some excitement.
On my way to Best Buy I could have sworn a white sedan was following me when I was driving on the Florida Turnpike. I saw it in my rear-view mirror. But when I turned in the other direction, it disappeared. It seemed to only follow me when I was going either North or South. Oddly enough, I decided to shrug it off and continue on my journey. Perhaps I should consider buying an iPhone 4S.
The guys at Geek Squad took a look at my phone charger. I told them how it went from blue, to green, to purple LED lights. When the guy plugged it in, its LED light was now a dimming orange. He thought it was strange for such crummy technology like the Nokia, so he called in the "manager" (head geek) to take a look at the defective unit.
When the manager stepped in, the LED dimmed a bit more then flashed what seemed like all the colors of the rainbow. I was in shock. Who could make a phone charger to do that? It made no sense at all. I unplugged it. It was acting how it would when not connected to a power source, which confused me greatly. I remained my calm, apathetic self the entire time, though. I didn't believe in all that paranormal crap about "modern" technology. The manager told me that he's seen this before with another Nokia user. However, the Nokia user had a little more interest in paranormal activity than I did. "To make a long story short, he was murdered by mysterious men." Bullshit, right? Oh, how I was wrong. "I'm tired of Nokia." I then walked out of the store with my defective phone charger.
The fucking white sedan keeps following me. It vanished when I parked my car in front of the house, though. I wonder what's for dinner.
[LATER THAT EVENING]
The phone charger... It came to life. I was on the computer trying to register for a T-Mobile contract and then my CELL PHONE threw itself at the back of my head, or at least that's what I thought it did at the time. It turns out that the phone charger miraculously creeped its wires around the indestructible phone and threw it at my head. I could have sworn that I was seeing things. I might have had a concussion. The weirdest part is that death metal music in reverse was playing the entire time this was happening. As cliche as this might sound, it might be true. My Nokia cell phone is in fact a monster.
[THE NEXT MORNING - MIDNIGHT - 2AM]
My computer caught on fire! I turned it off for the night, and then when I come in to go to sleep after watching TV in the living room, it's on fire. The phone charger! It had a lighter in its... wires... That's it. Whatever is possessing that bastard, is about to get into serious trouble. No one fucks with my technology like that..
[5AM]
The phone charger is spawning demons out of seemingly nothing... It's so... Fuck it. It's out of this world! That phone charger is a spawn from hell, and Nokia cell phones is its vehicle of spreading. I don't know what might happen, but I'm going to get up and show that phone charger who's boss. It's time to take action. If anyone finds this, tell Sandra that I love her with all my heart and soul... I can't bear the thought of losing her to this phone charger... Ugh! Enough writing! Time for action! In hindsight, I should have known this was a bad deal...
Credited to Jabronis
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