The Seqeul 2 A skeleton popped out
Teh Skeleton
After the hitch hiker was scared from the skeleton popping out, he ran away, the driver of the car got out, and he took out a squirt gun, and shot the hitch hiker with a bunch of hyper-realistic blod. Teh hitch hiker looked on the ground and found wepon, so he picked it up, and fired fast at the crazy driver, in front of a cactus. The hitch hiker buried the driver's corpse undergrounded and then he heard some rattling coming from behind him...
Teh Screamer
And then a skeleton popped out, so the hitch hiker ranned to the car, started it, and drove fast away from skeleton so it don't kill him.
After the Hiker gotted hom
After teh hikerer gotted hom, he went to bed, after wakinging up, he had sum text messages from a girl he liked from his college, she sayd that she'll meet him somewhere. He found her at his hom, they started talking n stuff, then teh talkign turned into flirtin, THESE PARTS OF THE STORY WERE CENSORED FOR GOOD REASONS and then after that, they THESE PARTS WHERE CENSORED TOO after that, they started to kiss, and then the hiker got a cal fron somone. He tooked teh call and someone said "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY DAUGHTER" and then he assked her, how did her fauther get his phon nunber, to which sheep replied, "NO, my father is dead" And than the hiker wented lik "THEN WHO WAS THE PHON!?!>!>!>!>!>~!?!Q@RTFSDRHADFGBASDG"
They brokked up
They brokked up 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds later and then he did't do nuthing fer 20 yeers, when he wuz 45
Teh day of all teh blod
After that, he started getting blodz everwhere, it was natsy, so he gotted sented to space so heed stop gettin blodz everwhere, he died of AIDS after thattheened.
What happened to the writer?
I'm hearing some rattling noises outside my room, im skeered. I
LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I keelded teh writter, he pissseded his pantz and died, I iz a smexy skeleton that pops out and radnom peeple.
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