The Spookiest of All Halloweens

So every year I go trick or treating. It's basically tradition. Every now and again people tell me "you're 22, you're too old for this," or "get the fuck off my property," but I need to enjoy some quality spooks, and I'm not going to let them stop me. Last year, however, was far too spooky, and I will never go trick or treating again. I strolled up to my neighbors house, dressed up in my brand new SpongeBob costume (I decided not to scare people too much, but I figured the bright colors were just alarming enough to qualify). Something was off, however. Usually he only kept a "happy Halloween" sign, but this year he had some gravestones lining his yard. There were cobwebs strewn all over, and I shuddered at the thought of the crawling spiders that created them. I was utterly terrified, but I resisted the urge to run, because I really wanted some free candy. I nervously inched up his staircase, until... A SKELETON DROPED DOWN AND SPOKED ME! My heart skipped a beat and I screamed violently, running all the way down the street until I was really tired and gave up. I looked around, but the skeleton was nowhere to be found. Some say the skeleton still wanders to this day, looking for trick-or-treaters to spook.

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Credited to 2pacisalive95 

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