The Spooky Stairway Murder

I wake up in the morning and I walk down stairs. The spookyness of the hallway is 10 spooks. Once I reach downstairs I grab phone "HELLO!" says I "..." says phone Phone stabs me. I walk away. Am Kill BUT WHO WAS PHONE?! I look at myself in the pocket mirror, then I realize... I am actually the phone. Then who kill me?

Que Inception noise

If I am not guy but phone than this story is lie. I open my eyes. my real phone eyes I see my container, a small box on shelf I use all my phone strength to rip open box I waddle around, my whole past phone life is a lie Then I see it. I am phone. Yet...

EVERYONE ELSE IS SPOOKY SCARY SKELETON.

I run back to my phone box. perhaps I can return to the false shell of reality that I inhabited before this event?

Then I see him... Me from before I was phone. He is spooky, as skeletons are. I grab my pocket knife and stab him repeatedly. I black out.

I am back where I was before, in my spooky scary stairs. I walk downstairs, grab gun, shoot phone, phone dies Hyper-realistic blood spurts everywhere.

THAT MOMENT IT HIT ME. I AM PHONE, AM SKELETON, AM HALLWAY, AM ONE, AM ALL.

I unplug myself. and wake up...

I realize, am spooderman. shot web at wall. I grab gun. See phone has gun too, draw my gun and shoot.

"BANG!" I finaly killed that phone son of a banana, then something catches my eye, he has knife... Pocket knife. He shanked me FLIP YOU PHON- My words are cut off, as is my arms

"Lol JK" says phone "Just needed 3.50"

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Credited to Boris1306 
Originally uploaded on January 29, 2015

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