The Stream of Conscious Piss

I walked into the bathroom and unzipped my pants, pretty gneiss pants, good seams, and took out my cock. I took out my cock and put it back in the coop for hiding in my pants.

I took out my weewee and started taking the piss out of it. Johnny got sad and shrank away. Then I opened my bladder and peed and the pee came out.

But the pee was sentient and started shooting the shit with me but the shit died and its brown blood ran out from the bullet holes and now poppy blood is all over my bed help im drowning

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Credited to IQuoteRelevantSongs 
Originally uploaded on December 27, 2015

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