The Truth Behind SpongeBob SquarePants
Uploader's note: Found this awful story a while ago but forgot to upload it. Seems to rip off the Ed, Edd n Eddy purgatory theory.
I bet you know about the TV show Spongebob Squarepants: you know, the show about a talking sponge, Spongebob, who goes on adventures with his dumb starfish friend named Patrick and the always unlucky, Squidward. There's Mr. Krabs, the money grabber, and the scientist/karate master squirrel named Sandy. Everybody knows about the show and how popular it is, but they don't know the truth behind it.
Spongebob and his Friends are actually the ghosts of humans that forcefully had to take over the bodies of sea creatures to survive. All of them have visions of the buildings and structures from their previous lives. I will now explain the backstory's of the five main characters I talked about earlier.
Spongebob was originally a kid named Bob. Bob was a nice kid, always helping others and always trying to stay out of trouble. But often he did get in trouble, taking the rap for what other kids did, and often accidentally tripping someone when trying to help them. One day when Bob was 14, while riding his bike, he accidently went down a steep hill and fell off, putting him in a coma. After 2 weeks, he eventually died and had a proper funeral. In his sea creature counterpart, he still is very nice and still gets in trouble.
Patrick was originally a kid named John. John was a couple years younger than Bob, and was actually a close friend of Bob. They lived in the same neighborhood and often played together. When he was 10, he was hit in the head very hard, giving him brain damage and an occasional inability to think. Then for his last 5 years he was always getting into extreme trouble, often hurting people and was friendless ecxept for Bob. Then when he was 15 he was having a moment of stupidity and climbed onto the roof. Then he tripped and fell of the roof, which cracked his skull and killed him. In his sea creature counterpart, he still acts dumb and is only friends with Spongebob.
Squidward was originally a kid named Dan. Dan was like the sore thumb, never playing with the other kids and was always lonely with no friends except for his instrument and doll. his doll was a teddy bear doll that he named zippy, and his instrument was his clarinet. Dan has a problem that would eventually lead him to his end, he had a severe heart disease which made his heart very weak. If something surprising happened of if he got startled, he would get a heart attack. Then one night he had a dream where zippy was murdering him, and woke up following him having a heart attack and dying. In his sea creature counterpart, he still gets scared a lot and his only friend is his clarinet.
Mr. Krabs was originally a kid named Jim. Jim was a rich kid living with a rich family. He was a money grabber, often taking peoples money and running off with it. He was always behind the rest of the family, being slow and LOVING piggy banks and cash registers. Because of this, he was laughed at by his whole family, being at bottom of the barrel and being called weird by his sisters and cousins. he also had a pet whale that he would always carry around in a fish tank. His family had a big vault where the stashed all he money, and when Jim was in there once jumping for joy because of his family gaining 1 billion dollars, 3 huge bags of money came rocketing torward him from a higher level and crushed him to death. In his sea creature counterpart, he still hogs money and has a whale daughter named Pearl, being his whale pet.
Sandy was originally a kid named Salley. Salley was what you could call, a teachers pet. Always winning the science fairs and often got all A+'s. Because of her smartness, kids at recess would come all around for her to fix there math problems. She also was a blackbelt in karate often beating all her students and would often be an actual owner of the building. She would also make many custom fireworks and The country club which would gain her major popularity. Salley was on top of the WORLD. Until in one of her karate classes. While fighting a master, she got kicked in the chest breaking her ribs and making it unable for her to breath eventually killing her. Even though she isnt a sea creature, in her squirrel form she was still able to build her tree dome and still is a karate and science master.
There are many other sea creatures. Many of them having the soul of dead kids, who mourn to see their familys again, maybe one day, that fish will die, and will take over the new baby of there mother, just maybe, or they will be trapped in a fish body forever alone.
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Originally uploaded on August 21, 2012
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