The Zombie Dingleberry

Once there was a man named Tony the Tiger. Unrelated to Tony The Tiger commonly known from the popular sugar dessert cereal "Frosted Flakes". His name was Tony the Tiger because his dad named him Tony the Tiger, and his dad liked the name Tony the Tiger. Let me just reiterate one more time that it had nothing to do with the cereal Frosted Flakes.

Tony the Tiger was absolutely drunk of his badonkadonk one Saturday, this was a couple weekends ago by the way. He was one hell of a bloke. He got caught pissing in the birdbath. Right about the same time he was pissin' in the birdbath it was getting really stinky around the lawn. Was it the shit inside his own ass that caused such a stink? Or was it your mom?

It was neither of those things. It was a leftover dingleberry from a zombie that was recently gotten killed.

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Credited to SOCIALLYSQUACKWARD 

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