The clam: Christmas clam

merry christmas said my mom. she gived me a gift and i was very excited to open it. i wondered what it was. was it a ant? or was it an game? either way i was exciteder then a excited guy. i shaked the gift but i heard a loud moan come from it... a scary moan... my heart sinked down to my knees. oh no i thought. could it be? was it a clam...? i wasnt certain. i looked at my mom but she was a skeleton...i said mom are you okay, but since she was a skull she couldnt say yes. i slowly opened the present without tearing the paper because i dont like ripping paper. i peeked in a hole and i saw it... a clam ...