The most original story ever

This is not a creepypasta. It's a real thing that happened to me. Like, it actually happened for real. No joke, man! This is an actual event that my actual brain really processed and memorized to be recalled and written down. So yeah, it really happened.

I loved Mario as a kid so much. So, I decided to go to a yard sale. There was an old man there. Just looking at him gave me the creeps. I caught a glimpse of children's hyper-realistic corpses piled up in his garage, before he gave me a smile. I was afraid he might cut my head or something, but I really wanted that 53 cent game.  I found a copy of Super Mario World and I bought it. CHILDHOOD HERE I COME!!!!!!!11!one

I looked at the cartridge. It was black, and it just had tape on it that said "Super Mario Wurld". It must have been a hack or a bootleg! I popped it in my SNES anyway, ready to relive my childhood feels. When the game started up, it was normal! Except, a few tiny things were just bearly different. For starters, Mario had a bloody mess of blood where his head should be. He also had hyper-realistic overalls! Also, instead of saying,"Super Mario World" the title screen read, "I'm going to enter your house and grind your pancreus into paste and drink it". It was probably just a glitch.

I was playing the game, when I  realized that Mario had his head back! I also realized he had hyper-realistic eyes! Oh, and he also didn't have any limbs, and was surrounded by a pool of blood wherever he went. What a weird glitch. I reached the end of the level, and a block of text appeared. It was written in blood, and it said, "You." Now this is creepy... How did the game know that U was my favorite letter of the alphabet?! Wow!

I continued to play until I got to Bowser. For some reason, Bowser was completely inside out! Also, mario was just staring at me with his hyper-realistic eyes, and sometimes he would munch on bowser's hyper-realistic guts. After a while, a hand came out of the screen! OH NO IM GONNA DIE BECAUSE OF

News record:

Some dumb cuck died after playing a Mario game. And now the weather.

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