Theory of Evolution

Imagine you were born with six fingers and that chick over there thinks that's very hot. "Can I marry you?" - and they go on and have five kids with six fingers. When they grow up, their future husbands and wives will think "OMG you have six fingers, that's very hot!" And they each go on to have five children. This happens again and again until one day people with six fingers outgrow humanity and they enslave us and we're just here thinking 'what the fuck, where did it all go wrong...' Until one day somebody is born with a third eye, and when they grow up someone think that's really hot and the process repeats itself until they HYPER-enslave us. Millions of years later you will have an ecosystem with big headed three eyed guys, short hairy six fingered guys, and then you will have the 'humans' - the crackhead cousins of these species, reduced to being treated like stray dogs.

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