Thomas the .EXEngine

Chapter 1:Backstory

When I was a wee lad at the age of 16 in 1993, my Grand Dad Grand Uncle told me to, "Get off my fat ass and find a fucking job, ya weeb." I was appalled at his vulgar vocabulary, but realizing I had no money, I had to get a job. He suggested to be a reviewer for Nintendo Power , he did work for Nintendo so getting in wouldn't be very hard.

Once me and my Gruncle made it to Nintendo of Americas HQ, we meet this dude behind a desk. My Gruncle talk to him for a while telling him about me and my obsession for "Teh Vidya Gaemz." The dude then gave me a little nod and went off to a little room behind the desk. I don't know why he went back their, I suppose to take a quick fap or something. Although, he came back with a Snes cartridges, no lable, only the words "Thomas" in red marker. The dude gave me an amused expression telling me "Here" in a deep, monotone, mad, voice. Grand Uncle gave me a smile, we got chicken nuggies and went home.

Chapter 2:

Coming later, Too tired