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<center><span style="color: white;">Trollpasta Wiki is a wiki about trollpasta. wuld u like fries wit dat???!?!?!!?!?!#?!??!$%$^?t/hregd9 </span><span style="color: white;">ihetdyujserzt9xi8yhet </span></center><br />


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"''I see trolls online, bitchy mods too.'' ''Have no sense of grammar, and will piss you off too.<br />''
'''And I type to myself... What a wonderful troll.'''''<br />''
''I see low sense of humour, low self esteem''', '''Try to pirate games, right off of Steam.<br />''
'''And I type to myself... What a wonderful troll.'''''<br />''
''Talk about about double rainbows, they'll assume you are gay.''<br />
''Type right out, wanna make you cry.''<br />
'''''I see mods banning them left and right, And trolls wanna scream in their ear and say'''''<br />
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''They hear 10 year olds cryin', that's what they assume,''<br />
''Go on Trollpasta, and make fun of you.''<br />
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Latest revision as of 03:55, 1 March 2022

Welcome to the Trollpasta Wiki!

Home of bizarre, satirical, and comedic stories, as well as creepypasta fails. Wuld u like fries with dat? Hosting 14,826 pastas since July 2011 Please read the rules before you submit anything!

Category List Clichés List Do's and Don'ts POTM Archive Editing 101
What Is "Trollpasta"?

Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established trollpasta characters as satirical devices such as EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.

... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories. And yes, this is the official continuation of the original Trollpasta Wiki.

For further questions about trollpastas, creepypastas, and the site itself, visit the Q&A page!

FEATURED PASTAS
"Some may say that, at the ripe age of 38, my life is a wreck... but that's the life of a LEGO Maniac."

"I had been tricked by my own favorite character to let the embodiement of evil istelf loose onto the world. He will invade your computer now and drag you into his nightmare realm which is now spewing out of control into our world now. Sonic is the devil himself, and Sally is just another pawn in his horrid game."

"'Di-Did... Did Mario swear...? Did I hear that from the video...!?'"

"A few elite dentists keep the fragments of anything they extract and sometimes trade certain specimens for ritual purposes. These rituals can make the caster stronger, tougher, faster, smarter, or more spiritually powerful. Why do you think they're always saying you should get your wisdom teeth pulled?"

List of past featured pastas
COMMUNITY VOTED FAIL OF THE MONTH
Instant Death Disease

I was a worker, working at Colkinom Laboratories, Wales. We work with drugs and medical elements, creating cures and vaccines. My boss told me that whatever I do, I should never tell anyone about what we are doing. He began acting strangely only a few weeks ago, when we began Project Axolotl: We were aiming to give humans the ability to regenerate lost limbs.

But it went wrong. Horribly wrong.

My boss called me up to see him. He is a tall man with dark hair. He told me that there seemed to be a problem with Testing Area 5B, where my best friend was working. Of course, I immediately took the job of going down there and checking with him if all was good. It was not.

My friend was sweating terribly and breathing heavily. His hands were shaking and he backed away from the testing area. I had never been in a testing area; well, not while there was a professor at work, anyway. I worked upstairs, where we formed chemical combinations and researched, dissected and examined. I thought that, in the testing area, we'd be testing on animals. No matter how cruel that sounds, it sounded a whole lot better than what they were actually doing.

Testing on humans. (Read more...)

Written by WondrousTheCat

List of Fail of the Month winners
contributing

If you want to upload a story here please actually put a decent amount of effort into it; a lot of people join this site assuming we allow virtually anything to be posted here and end up uploading incredibly spammy stories which immediately get deleted. Check out the do's and don'ts and the clichés page to get well acquainted.

If you don't want to upload stories but still want to help out there's still plenty of ways to do that, primarily by fixing formatting and properly categorizing pages. Check out Editing 101 for more info on how to be a good editor.

We are still working on making the site more user friendly, so your help is always appreciated. If you have a suggestion you believe can improve the site, talk it up with an administrator.
what's new

Updates regarding the site go here. New categories, layout changes, new features, etc. including some announcements will be posted here once the admin team decides on them.

  • August 24, 2023 - The comment box has been redesigned.
EXTERNAL LINKS
2024-06-01 11:00:09 Plankton's hunger . . Spongebobcreepy23
2024-06-01 07:52:40 Bloody Fruit Loops of Death . . Niagaranobs
2024-06-01 07:51:18 Black Death . . Niagaranobs
2024-06-01 07:50:37 Bean . . Niagaranobs
2024-06-01 07:50:02 Bittersweet Memories . . Niagaranobs
2024-06-01 06:48:33 Hulk: World of Destruction . . Thermometer
2024-06-01 06:48:05 The High Price We Pay at the Pump . . Thermometer
2024-06-01 06:46:13 Project DARK CANVAS . . Thermometer
2024-06-01 06:45:22 Normal Day For A Normal Family . . Thermometer
2024-06-01 06:44:53 Kentucky . . Thermometer
2024-06-01 06:43:57 The Game That Wouldn’t Die. . . Thermometer
2024-06-01 06:42:12 Why Sonic R . . Thermometer
2024-06-01 06:41:48 Chef Luigi Lost Pilot Episode . . Thermometer
2024-06-01 06:41:04 The Slender Mayonaise . . Thermometer
2024-06-01 06:40:30 I Am Alone . . Thermometer
2024-06-01 06:40:05 Youtube is waching . . Thermometer
2024-06-01 06:38:50 Saving Simon . . Thermometer
2024-06-01 06:38:01 A Poem for Dolly . . Thermometer
WELCOME TO THE TROLLPASTA WIKI!

Home of bizarre, satirical, and comedic stories, as well as Creepypasta fails. Wuld u like fries with dat?

Hosting 14,826 pastas since July 2011

Please read the rules before you submit anything!

Category List
Clichés List
Do's and Don'ts
POTM Archive
Editing 101

WHAT IS "TROLLPASTA"?

Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established trollpasta characters as satirical devices, primarily EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.

... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories.

For further questions about Trollpastas, Creepypastas, and the site itself, visit the Q&A page!

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FEATURED PASTAS
"Some may say that, at the ripe age of 38, my life is a wreck... but that's the life of a LEGO Maniac."

"I had been tricked by my own favorite character to let the embodiement of evil istelf loose onto the world. He will invade your computer now and drag you into his nightmare realm which is now spewing out of control into our world now. Sonic is the devil himself, and Sally is just another pawn in his horrid game."

"'Di-Did... Did Mario swear...? Did I hear that from the video...!?'"

"A few elite dentists keep the fragments of anything they extract and sometimes trade certain specimens for ritual purposes. These rituals can make the caster stronger, tougher, faster, smarter, or more spiritually powerful. Why do you think they're always saying you should get your wisdom teeth pulled?"

List of past featured pastas
COMMUNITY VOTED FAIL OF THE MONTH
Instant Death Disease

I was a worker, working at Colkinom Laboratories, Wales. We work with drugs and medical elements, creating cures and vaccines. My boss told me that whatever I do, I should never tell anyone about what we are doing. He began acting strangely only a few weeks ago, when we began Project Axolotl: We were aiming to give humans the ability to regenerate lost limbs.

But it went wrong. Horribly wrong.

My boss called me up to see him. He is a tall man with dark hair. He told me that there seemed to be a problem with Testing Area 5B, where my best friend was working. Of course, I immediately took the job of going down there and checking with him if all was good. It was not.

My friend was sweating terribly and breathing heavily. His hands were shaking and he backed away from the testing area. I had never been in a testing area; well, not while there was a professor at work, anyway. I worked upstairs, where we formed chemical combinations and researched, dissected and examined. I thought that, in the testing area, we'd be testing on animals. No matter how cruel that sounds, it sounded a whole lot better than what they were actually doing.

Testing on humans. (Read more...)

Written by WondrousTheCat

List of Fail of the Month winners

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