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What Is "Trollpasta"?

Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established trollpasta characters as satirical devices such as EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.

... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories. And yes, this is the official continuation of the original Trollpasta Wiki.

For further questions about trollpastas, creepypastas, and the site itself, visit the Q&A page!

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FEATURED PASTAS

Metallica.exe

"I went to tell Dave who is my best friend that we got Metallica tickets, but then I realized I would look fucking stupid because it's just a piece of paper with the word Metallica on it."

Annoying Orange: Silence

"I almost vomited at the sight of this. What was happening? Why was he crying? What had happened to him?"

Nesquik commercial that came on after the Pringles commercial that came on at 3 in the morning that came on at 3 in the morning

"I was still shaken from the Pringles commercial, and then when the nightmare-inducing face of the cartoon oryctolagus cuniculus started talking, I froze again, feeling like it was talking to ME directly."

The Game that Killed Him

"Suddenly, my brother's sweat became kind of, well, pink. I showed him a mirror, and he freaked out. I got a tissue and wiped his face. His sweat was really red now, and I had to get more tissues."

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COMMUNITY VOTED FAIL OF THE MONTH

Thomas And The Killer Cars

I've been a huge fan of Thomas when I was a kid. I've been collecting all the wooden engines first to ten, I have all of the old and new Thomas DVDs. I miss the old Thomas series, they were using models and to this day they were using computer CGI but I like the new Thomas series and I still like it to this day. Now I'm 13 and I never liked Thomas anymore. I gave my wooden Thomas collection to my brother cause he likes Thomas more then me. Once I was watching Nickelodeon on my TV, Then I heard a sound of something being pushed into my letter box. I looked down and it was....

a tape laying on my mat. The tape was called "Thomas And The Killer Cars" I said to myself "Alright, I'll see if my brother would love this Thomas tape..." I gave my brother this tape and he was very excited, my brother said "Thank you very much, brother!, Did you bought this Thomas tape for me?" I told him "I didn't bought it, I saw it laying down on my doormat" He put the tape on the video player so he can watch this strange tape. While I was watching one of the SuperMarioLogan episodes on my computer, I heard him say "What is this?". I ran to the living room and said "Everything okay?", my brother continued watching an I rewinded the video to the beginning and start watching the tape alone. (Read more...)

Written by Jadenxerri153

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May 21, 2024 - New category.

May 6, 2024 - New additions to the rules.

August 29, 2023 - New Hall of Fame category.

August 24, 2023 - The comment box has been redesigned.

May 28, 2023 - The featured pastas are now sorted in a category.

February 15, 2023 - New category for holiday-related pastas.

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WELCOME TO THE TROLLPASTA WIKI!

Home of bizarre, satirical, and comedic stories, as well as Creepypasta fails. Wuld u like fries with dat?

Hosting 14,880 pastas since July 2011

Please read the rules before you submit anything!

Category List
Clichés List
Do's and Don'ts
POTM Archive
Editing 101

WHAT IS "TROLLPASTA"?

Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established trollpasta characters as satirical devices, primarily EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.

... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories.

For further questions about Trollpastas, Creepypastas, and the site itself, visit the Q&A page!

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FEATURED PASTAS

Metallica.exe

"I went to tell Dave who is my best friend that we got Metallica tickets, but then I realized I would look fucking stupid because it's just a piece of paper with the word Metallica on it."

Annoying Orange: Silence

"I almost vomited at the sight of this. What was happening? Why was he crying? What had happened to him?"

Nesquik commercial that came on after the Pringles commercial that came on at 3 in the morning that came on at 3 in the morning

"I was still shaken from the Pringles commercial, and then when the nightmare-inducing face of the cartoon oryctolagus cuniculus started talking, I froze again, feeling like it was talking to ME directly."

The Game that Killed Him

"Suddenly, my brother's sweat became kind of, well, pink. I showed him a mirror, and he freaked out. I got a tissue and wiped his face. His sweat was really red now, and I had to get more tissues."

List of past featured pastas

COMMUNITY VOTED FAIL OF THE MONTH Thomas And The Killer Cars

I've been a huge fan of Thomas when I was a kid. I've been collecting all the wooden engines first to ten, I have all of the old and new Thomas DVDs. I miss the old Thomas series, they were using models and to this day they were using computer CGI but I like the new Thomas series and I still like it to this day. Now I'm 13 and I never liked Thomas anymore. I gave my wooden Thomas collection to my brother cause he likes Thomas more then me. Once I was watching Nickelodeon on my TV, Then I heard a sound of something being pushed into my letter box. I looked down and it was....

a tape laying on my mat. The tape was called "Thomas And The Killer Cars" I said to myself "Alright, I'll see if my brother would love this Thomas tape..." I gave my brother this tape and he was very excited, my brother said "Thank you very much, brother!, Did you bought this Thomas tape for me?" I told him "I didn't bought it, I saw it laying down on my doormat" He put the tape on the video player so he can watch this strange tape. While I was watching one of the SuperMarioLogan episodes on my computer, I heard him say "What is this?". I ran to the living room and said "Everything okay?", my brother continued watching an I rewinded the video to the beginning and start watching the tape alone. (Read more...)

Written by Jadenxerri153

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