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But one day, I had the last straw.
<nowiki>[[</nowiki>File:Duckhuntiwanttoshootdog.jpg|thumb|304x304px|My anger towards the dog every time I missed.]]
I missed a shot and the dog starts laughing at me, resulting in a game over. Enraged, I got my Colt pistol and my SPAS-12 shotgun and used magical powers to teleport into the Duck Hunt World.
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"Not now, I'm finishing this beagle fucker for being a cunt." I explained. 2 hours later, I found the dog jumping around the fields. I pull out my SPAS-12 shotty and aim at the dog.
<nowiki>[[</nowiki>File:Duckhuntlaughaway.jpg|centre|thumb|220x220px|My dream has come true.]]
"EAT BUCKSHOT, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!" I shoot the dog, clean in the stomach.
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Last but not least, he looks like a teenage girl who's wearing a hyper-realistic mask with interesting-looking contact lens, like she's prepared for some Halloween prank. It is a great example on how NOT to make a Photoshopped image.
=== Conclusion ===
Jeff's origin has no fucking logic. Don't make any more Jeff ripoffs, please, they're scaring me because they exist.
== The Attack of the Spergy User (Cancer) ==
''Some parts of the story is based off of true events, but only the part where the evil user vandalizes the page. He did say 1v1 me fucking mods, and another user from the past has bitched around at my talkpage, and it's also based off of crybaby users who complain about their stories being deleted.''
I was a user in the TrollPasta wiki who visited this place daily and had a good laugh at great stories written to satirize CreepyPastas, and had fun.
But one day, there was a recently created pasta, created about 1 minute ago, and I decided to read it.
It was titled: The Scurriest story evar liek xpppppp.
The story had shitty grammar, was way too fucking short to create any plot, and relied on too many unfunny cliches. I requested a deletion on this cancerous piece of crap, and this was the only thing i saw in the story:
"so liek 1 dai i wuz liek being in duh hunted houze and skeleton popd out the enddd lolololol xpppppppppp"
So as usual, SOMEGUY deleted the story, and I checked my profile, but I found this in my talk page:
"u suk 4 being a tittyfuck and requesting delshun in my stury it was very spoky"
"Crybaby little fuck." I thought. But my talk page wasn't the only one he bitched over on. He went to SG's page and said,
"fuk u 4 deleting my page"
I was in chat, and that cunt came back, and said:
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
ninto banned the motherfucker's ass and he later began vandalizing the unprotected stories, and put in:
"1v1 me fucking mods xppp u lil pussies" on all the pages he vandalized.
But suddenly, SG returned, and the user began to beg for mercy. But the moonman said: "TOP KEK MOTHERFUCKER" and banned the user, and he fell to his death.
All of the users cheered. SG became a hero, and everyone lived happil ever after. The End.
Theme: Don't be a dick or you'll die.
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