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== Pokemon Extremely Scary Version == |
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== The Story (Unfunny) == |
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Holy shiiiit. This is a really fucking scary story, so be careful. |
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This is a true story (because everything I say is always true) and I found this used Pokemon Y cartridge in the garbage because of plot contrivance, and the title was called Pokemon Extremely Scary Version. The Yveltal in the title screen had bloody and hyper-realistic eyes. I thought it was a glitch, so I ignored it. I started off in my house as usual, but no Professor Sycamore or no Fletchling to wake me up. My character was all dressed, instead of the chracter wakingup in his jammies. What was even scarier is that his name was Rick, which is my real name. He had 666 money, and the time said I spent 666 seconds on the game. It was probably another glitch, so I ignored it. |
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I went into the lab (which apparently is in my chracter's home town), and Professor Sycamore was waiting for me, and told me to pick a Pokemon. The Chespin said, "Do u want 2 love me?" but since I don't like choosing Grass-type starters, I chose Froakie, and the Chespin was angry and grabbed an Ak-74, and said "LIGHTS OUT, BITCH! YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER!" I flipped him off with my middle finger and pew-pewed him in the face with an M-16, with realistic blood and body parts flying everywhere. This must've been some really rare bug in the game, so I continued on. |
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My character was like "NOOOOOO, It took me forever to wash these clothes, and now they're fucking bloodyyyy" My Froakie was named 666youwilldie, and when my rival came to battle, I lost, because of plot contrivance once again, and the next scene, I was at the Lavender Tower (for some reason) and there were two gravestones: the grave of the Froakie and the grave of me. Professor Sycamore had a shotgun and said "You killed a fucking Pokemon... You shouldn't haven't done that... NOW EAT LEAD, YOU LITTLE SHITBAG!" he shoots me and my chracter, killing him and me, but I pasted in the story before I eventually bled to death. |
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Revision as of 01:17, 13 February 2016
Warning
May contain unfunny or cancerous shit, so don't read these stories unless you only care for funny stuff.
Currently unfinished, need to paste in my deleted stories here, but I can no longer access it.
My Revenge Against the Duck Hunt Dog (Unfunny)
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NSFW WARNING
This page is not safe for work or school. The content of this story is not suitable for some audiences, and may be inappropriate to view in some situations. |
I used to be one of those people who celebrated Throwback Thursday by playing classical Nintendo games, especially Duck Hunt.
*NEED TO FILL IN MORE CONTENT*
Pokemon Extremely Scary Version
The Story (Unfunny)
Holy shiiiit. This is a really fucking scary story, so be careful.
This is a true story (because everything I say is always true) and I found this used Pokemon Y cartridge in the garbage because of plot contrivance, and the title was called Pokemon Extremely Scary Version. The Yveltal in the title screen had bloody and hyper-realistic eyes. I thought it was a glitch, so I ignored it. I started off in my house as usual, but no Professor Sycamore or no Fletchling to wake me up. My character was all dressed, instead of the chracter wakingup in his jammies. What was even scarier is that his name was Rick, which is my real name. He had 666 money, and the time said I spent 666 seconds on the game. It was probably another glitch, so I ignored it.
I went into the lab (which apparently is in my chracter's home town), and Professor Sycamore was waiting for me, and told me to pick a Pokemon. The Chespin said, "Do u want 2 love me?" but since I don't like choosing Grass-type starters, I chose Froakie, and the Chespin was angry and grabbed an Ak-74, and said "LIGHTS OUT, BITCH! YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER!" I flipped him off with my middle finger and pew-pewed him in the face with an M-16, with realistic blood and body parts flying everywhere. This must've been some really rare bug in the game, so I continued on.
My character was like "NOOOOOO, It took me forever to wash these clothes, and now they're fucking bloodyyyy" My Froakie was named 666youwilldie, and when my rival came to battle, I lost, because of plot contrivance once again, and the next scene, I was at the Lavender Tower (for some reason) and there were two gravestones: the grave of the Froakie and the grave of me. Professor Sycamore had a shotgun and said "You killed a fucking Pokemon... You shouldn't haven't done that... NOW EAT LEAD, YOU LITTLE SHITBAG!" he shoots me and my chracter, killing him and me, but I pasted in the story before I eventually bled to death.
