Voicemail

Hello, good sir! My name is Dickle Darius the third. I was calling you to tell you to change your horrible fucking voicemail- Jesus fucking Christ, dude! What if somebody wants to fucking hire you and they get that bullshit? Cmon! Where's the professionality here? You dumbass. You're never gonna get a fucking job with a voicemail like that! Anyways, I was just really calling you to tell you you're a fucking dick, piece-of-shit asshole! Anyways, bye, I love you!

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