WWE SummerSlam 2013
This is how I believe SummerSlam
should go, starting with the Bryan vs
Cena match, I know it's long, but it's
better than what WWE could do.
RVD could come in, its a Triple Threat,
and win with one Five Star-Frog Splash
on both of them
But he does the Frog Splash from the
top of the arena, or from a cage that
they has suspended for a Steel Cage
match
And the ring implodes
And then out comes UnderTaker
And RVD throws him over the rope
from the hole he made in the arena
And then pins Bryan and Cena
And then it auto-transitions to the next
match where Lesnar breaks out literally
from the ground
He F5's all them then eats them
Then Punk comes out and GTS's
Heyman busting him open
Then he Go To F5 Sleeps Lesnar
And then tries to pin
But Lesnar reverses into an F5
And Punk lands on Michael Cole right
as he's saying
"Don't forget to buy the Official WWE
App"
Then Cena AA's Lesnar and Punk
Then flips off the crowd
Sudden Heel turn
Taker bursts out of Lesnar's gut
Tombstones Cena
Then RVD comes out and Rolling
Thunder's all the Cena fans
Then Bryan comes out but gets eaten
by Lesnar again
Then Taker reaches into the ground
and pulls out Macho Man Randy Savage
from the dead
Then they KO everybody
Then Lesnar eats them both, then
Heyman turns on Lesnar and hits him
in the butt with a ladder
Then Punk pins Lesnar
New WWE Champ Daniel Bryan
New Hardcore Champ CM Punk cause
secretly their match was for the return
of the Hardcore belt
Then Mick Foley comes out and DDT's
Punk
Michael Cole goes
"You gotta give Cena credit, he's doing
a great job out there"
Then sudden announcement
TNA has closed
Hulk Hogan comes out and leg drops
everybody, new WWE champ and
Hardcore Champ and WHC and Tag
Team and European and
InterContinental champion Hulk Hogan
Then Zack Ryder comes back and
defends his Internet Championship
Then wins all the titles back
Hogan gets fired by McMahon
Then the main event is a 50 man Royal
Rumble for all the belts
Lesnar eats everybody
Punk GTS's him
Then the Wyatt Family comes in at the
end and wins all the titles
Then Damien Sandow came out, cut a
promo, beat the Wyatt Family, won all
the titles back
Then Sheamus comes out
He gets beat down by GoldDust
Then out comes the Shield
BAM
They have all the titles
Arena explodes as they all yell
"JUSTICE
IS SERVEEEEEEEEED"
In a Death Metal like way
Michael Cole advertises WWE App
again
Lesnar eats him
JBL becomes sole commentator
Lesnar shits on him
J.R. hired back as commentator, Nova
is brought in as well
Lesnar eats JBL
The End of SummerSlam
Credited to Kevin Minecraft
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