Weeaboo.exe

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One day I was going into a best buy, when something caught my eye. It was a hard drive that had a picture of an anime character printed on it. It had the word "FREE" plastered on the front. I took it and ran. I connected it onto my old computer and turned it on. MY computer switched on immediately and I was already terrified. The background was Yaoi on one side and Yuri on the other. On the desktop, there were 5 applications. 4 were pictures and one was a .exe application. I opened the first picture. I nearly screamed bloody murder at the pcture. IT was a picture of a fat, hairy, bald sweaty man holding a pony body pillow. At where the pony's genitals were located was a thin cut, obviously supposed to represent the equine clitoris. I vomited in my mouth and closed the picture. I opened up the next one. Suddenly the man in the previous picture bare naked and performing intercourse with the body pillow. I shut it immediately. The third picture showed the body pillow only with the cut much wider and damp and dripping with liquid. At that moment, I downright vomited. However, I was compelled to go on.the fourth and final picture showed a picture of the man viciously slamming two figures of anime characters together. At this time, I shut that one and went onto the .exe. I double-clicked it and opened it. It was a .gif of a fat man slapping all of his body pillows with his genitals. He continued this for a moment and snapped his neck back and grinned at me. I took my computer and RKO'd it to bits. I scrambled downstairs to my girlfriend to tell her what happened. she turned around and the man from the pictures emerged from her belly button and shouted at the top of his lungs...

NOTICE ME SENPAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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