What NASA actually stands for
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You know how nobody knows what the name NASA actually stands for? Well I once found a cd buried in a cemetery along with a note that said "please don't put this cd into your computer thank you" so I put it into my computer and suddenly it completely froze and deleted everything instantly. All that was left was my media player with the CD playing. It was a video titled "fuckin sheit what the fuck did i just fuckin say in that note you dumb mutherfucka??.avi".
It was a hyper-realistic video of a real life alien. He looked at the screen and started crying while some Lil B was playing in the background. The music got more and more distorted and suddenly the alien turned into the illuminati pyramid but drawn hyper-realistically with blood coming from the eye. It was so distorted that I couldn't hear what he said at all but he said "aliens actually do exist the illuminati is real and actually everyone is an alien". The picture was so distorted now it was just pure static. Suddenly it returned to the hyper-realistic picture of a real life alien but this time he had hyper-realistic blood coming from his orifices but this time he was lying next to a hyper-realistic grave. The camera zoomed in on the grave until you could read the headstone. It said in hyper-realistic text "You" and the date was "when you were born - right now".
Suddenly all my power turned off but the screen was still on. The hyper-realistic alien got up and the camera zoomed in on his face for 10 hours when suddenly he said "aliens do real". 5 days later the police came into my house and found my body, mutilated with hyper-realistic blood everywhere. On my detached penis they found a CD and a note. A police officer picked up the note and read it out loud. It said "please don't put this cd into your computer thank you"
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