Would you like a cumpaccino?

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So I'm a barista and I'm getting ready to close the shop right. I'm backflushing the spro Machine when one of the hottest regulars comes up and is like hey can I get a capp? so normally I'd be like nah ho but I got cold brew but she's way hot so I make her a perfectly extracted shot and microfloam some hot malk. I pour a cock design in latto art on top she's like hey that's impressive.

So she's drinking it and all of a sudden I get a mean bone on my pants and said pants get tented by said bone. So I'm like hey uh oh boner time and she's like muchas gracias cappachanna and points to my balged pants. I shrug and she shrugs and we shrug repeatedly for about five minutes then she goes oh I got it and undoes my pants and pulls out my flesh portafilter. So she's sucking it like gooder than any sucky I'd had before so I'm ready to splat in her mouth, I tell her thus and she goes mhmmmmm for another few minutes and it's too much I heap big splat on her tongue. She does a continue and sucks more and I look outside and there's a zombo 2pacolypse happening and she swallows and then goes damn we should've rationed that.

We shrugged again for an additional half hour and I locked up and we waited out the end of the world together doing orally and regularly and all holes sex cuz we got bored.



Credited to Redbeard_Da_Pirate 

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