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He definitely wasn't a pedo.
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Sorry for not answering questions for long, I haven't accessed my P.C. for a while as I had to get someone to remove some malware after ur mom watched too much dodgey porn (OH BURNED). *coughs* anyway, I visited the house formerely owned by "Mr Horse." Turns out two men live there buying rare and shit NES games... How ironic. Now to answer the questions you sent me.
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Thats all folks! But Belive me, there will be more.
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I'm Sorry I haven't posted anything for a while, well, for about 5 1/2 hours probably, I kind of lost interest in this troll pasta (No I didn't for the record), and i hit a standstill looking for the owner of Ferring local 01189998819991197253.
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I will discuss this with your mum, see if she can find any similarities, etc. and see if she has any more knowledge on Ferring local 01189998819991197253.
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Good news guys and Gals! I talked to your mum, and she disclosed lot of information for me. First, I asked da coppas if they had any info on the man who ran Ferring local 01189998819991197253, she replied that they had only had the same leads for years. However the xXx_Worthing_Police_xXx do have some Recorded over porn DVD's containing the shows. Each of the main station's in britain (which there weren't many of) contained different DVD's. I guess I haven't said much about this gal. Her name is Jonas, and she is carrying the wheel, a pretty nice gal, she seems to understand why I want <s>her pussey</s> to know what happened in the late 1330's.
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She took me to the xXx_Worthing_xXx_Police_Station (if you don't know it's the largest police station in the universe). I got to watch all the 3 tapes in the station, but caouldn't take any home, as if they leave the station they intsantly self combust and explode.
Pussay: Episode -1 - Friends are like guitars. This was one of the first booby episodes made that got sent to the purgatory that is the minus world. The camera quality was mind numbingly bad, Possibly being filmed vertically with an I phone, but it was set on the same your mum as usual. This began with Pussay messing around happily for a few secondos before another foot entered. The other foot was much smaller, looking as if it belonged to an adult (Of course, Mr. Horse foot was Pussay, and his feet are huge!).
The smaller foot slid up to Pussay, and Pussay started sexually assaulting it violently. This continued for at least 666 seconds until the phone panned left until the still Fucking Feet were out of shot. The camer cep't panning until it showed a Les Paul lying by itself. The iphone then got closer to the guitar, you could tell it wasn't Zooming because it was too shit to do so, as a deep teen voice came audible saying " Friends are like guitars in the fiery pit of hell that is the garden of rock". Then the episode ended.
Best in Slot™: Episode 7: Worst in slot. Best in slot was one of the shows Creeper935 and NeonNinjax discussed on the borderlands wiki. I told your mum about this and she said that 7 episodes aired from May 16 1337 to 17th December 1337.
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Exactly as Creeper935 described it, the episode opened with the player in the bloodshot stronghold area of the map, near to the entrence. The camerman hopped around a pile of different rarity weapons.
The camera then panned closer to all these weapons revealing the name. Names such as Logans Gun and the Tunguska. I recall that the cameraman spoke in a relatively normal voice, not nervous, but not scared to interrupt the bandits in the stronghold with him. Your mum then told me that this wasn't actually Mr. Horse, but someone he kidnapped and forced to make the final episode of best in slot.
Mr. Horse's attic - Episode 25. When the admin brought this in a started chuckling and said "Oh shit!". After that all the police officers shot me and I didn't see the episode. For now, I'm died.
But wait! There's more! I wake up in my hospital bed. Im done with this story for now. I'm gonna get into uni, get a car, get a lisence then go on. This is my signing off.[[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]]
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