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Welcome to the Trollpasta Wiki!

Home of bizarre, satirical, and comedic stories, as well as creepypasta fails. Wuld u like fries with dat? Hosting 14,593 pastas since July 2011 Please read the rules before you submit anything!

Category List Clichés List Do's and Don'ts POTM Archive Editing 101
What Is "Trollpasta"?

Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established trollpasta characters as satirical devices such as EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.

... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories. And yes, this is the official continuation of the original Trollpasta Wiki.

For further questions about trollpastas, creepypastas, and the site itself, visit the Q&A page!

FEATURED PASTAS
"I beg you not to dismiss me as insane for saying that. In fact, I implore you to read on if you did. This is not a "theory", this is a warning. A warning for the entire human race to heed."

"My craving for disastrous content got greater and greater. I couldn't control my craving, for it was the only thing that would satisfy any part of me. My days were basically staying home to browse the web for gore and illegal content 'til the early morning."

"Have you ever met someone you knew you were going to hate from the very first sentence you heard uttered from their slimy, disgusting vocal chords? That person was a vendor at a local retro game convention I had my first of many encounters with."

"That... THING that killed her is out there, waiting for me. It has long, lanky arms that hang to its knees, while its claw like nails scrap the floor as it walks... Its dark face had no mouth or nose, only large, beady eyes that glare at you, and stare into your soul."

COMMUNITY VOTED FAIL OF THE MONTH
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse - "Revenge!"

It was a sunny afternoon in the June of 2010.

Anyways, my dad used to work at Playhouse Disney (now Disney Junior, the American house for the Bluey TV series), in mid-June 2010, my dad got a new Dell Inspiron computer with Windows 7 preinstalled on the system.

So later, my dad forced me to use his 2009 Acer computer he used in late-2009, and said that I can play with it, and I decided to play some Roblox.

A few days later, my dad came with a disc, with the initials: "MMC", I thought it was a upcoming game at the time, called Minecraft, and my dad begged to destroy it.

I waited until 11:00 PM as my dad is about to sleep, and I inserted the disc into the Acer computer, and a file popped up, it was a .mp4 file actually, it was called: "MickeyLostEpisode", and I clicked on the file.

Then, Windows Media Player popped up, and it was playing previews of various movies, TV shows and games, later, the Micky Mouse Clubhouse was playing, but something seems very off.

Mickey didn't look like your regular Mickey from the show, he looked like a Low-Poly CGI model, with his buttons of his pants and face (except for his "nose") was missing, while all the characters (except Mickey) was gone, I brushed it off as a animation error.

After the intro, the title card came up, the episode was called: "Revenge!", and the object featured in the title card was a machete, when the title card disappeared, the episode was now playing.

It started with Mickey, sitting at the corner of the living room, angry, he said: "Man! I'm sick and tired of Donald Duck being not here! I'm gonna destroy the entire place!", and Toodles came up, and the objects were a machete, a dead rat, an box of lighters and the worse of all, a medium nuke.

After that little piece of education, Mickey began destroying the kitchen, while Minnie came out of nowhere, and saw Mickey destroying the cookie jar.

Minnie said: "What the...". Before she has a chance to say anything, Mickey pounces into her, he then began to rip Minnie's skin off, while Minnie screamed and after he was done ripping her skin off, he began to eat it. I was shocked to see that. He then ripped Minnie's head off and threw it and her headless body away. (Read more...)

Author unknown

contributing

If you want to upload a story here please actually put a decent amount of effort into it; a lot of people join this site assuming we allow virtually anything to be posted here and end up uploading incredibly spammy stories which immediately get deleted. Check out the do's and don'ts and the clichés page to get well acquainted.

If you don't want to upload stories but still want to help out there's still plenty of ways to do that, primarily by fixing formatting and properly categorizing pages. Check out Editing 101 for more info on how to be a good editor.

We are still working on making the site more user friendly, so your help is always appreciated. If you have a suggestion you believe can improve the site, talk it up with an administrator.
what's new

Updates regarding the site go here. New categories, layout changes, new features, etc. including some announcements will be posted here once the admin team decides on them.


  • August 24, 2023 - The comment box has been redesigned.



  • October 18, 2022 - New shortpasta category with over 4,000 stories!

EXTERNAL LINKS
2024-03-02 20:05:43 Blue's Clues - Sorrow . . ThePolyAspie
2024-03-02 19:04:53 Ruby's Afternoon Snack . . Niagaranobs
2024-03-02 18:53:51 Sports EVIL . . Ninejth
2024-03-02 16:51:05 How I Fell for a Credit Card Scam . . Niagaranobs
2024-03-02 16:49:02 Lost THX Tex Trailer: A Inanimate Insanity DVD Boxset . . Niagaranobs
2024-03-02 16:46:18 Spongebob lost episode . . Niagaranobs
2024-03-02 16:35:57 The bite of 83 . . Niagaranobs
2024-03-02 14:48:26 The elf on the shelf . . Niagaranobs
2024-03-02 14:47:45 Minemaggedon . . Niagaranobs
2024-03-02 10:26:12 Little Einsteins: The Evil Einsteins . . Thermometer
2024-03-02 10:24:39 The man's burger incident . . Thermometer
2024-03-02 10:23:48 Nobita is fat (1973) . . Thermometer
2024-03-02 10:20:28 Sonic.EXE: God's Rebirth . . Thermometer
2024-03-02 10:19:01 Categories That Will Never Be Made . . Thermometer
2024-03-02 06:34:35 Blue Eyes . . Niagaranobs
2024-03-02 05:32:19 The Pill . . Niagaranobs
2024-03-02 05:30:51 SpongeBob: Bloody Day . . Niagaranobs
2024-03-02 05:16:08 Fangcry.avi . . Niagaranobs
WELCOME TO THE TROLLPASTA WIKI!

Home of bizarre, satirical, and comedic stories, as well as Creepypasta fails. Wuld u like fries with dat?

Hosting 14,593 pastas since July 2011

Please read the rules before you submit anything!

Category List
Clichés List
Do's and Don'ts
POTM Archive
Editing 101


WHAT IS "TROLLPASTA"?

Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established trollpasta characters as satirical devices, primarily EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.

... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories.

For further questions about Trollpastas, Creepypastas, and the site itself, visit the Q&A page!


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FEATURED PASTAS
"I beg you not to dismiss me as insane for saying that. In fact, I implore you to read on if you did. This is not a "theory", this is a warning. A warning for the entire human race to heed."

"My craving for disastrous content got greater and greater. I couldn't control my craving, for it was the only thing that would satisfy any part of me. My days were basically staying home to browse the web for gore and illegal content 'til the early morning."

"Have you ever met someone you knew you were going to hate from the very first sentence you heard uttered from their slimy, disgusting vocal chords? That person was a vendor at a local retro game convention I had my first of many encounters with."

"That... THING that killed her is out there, waiting for me. It has long, lanky arms that hang to its knees, while its claw like nails scrap the floor as it walks... Its dark face had no mouth or nose, only large, beady eyes that glare at you, and stare into your soul."


COMMUNITY VOTED FAIL OF THE MONTH
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse - "Revenge!"

It was a sunny afternoon in the June of 2010.

Anyways, my dad used to work at Playhouse Disney (now Disney Junior, the American house for the Bluey TV series), in mid-June 2010, my dad got a new Dell Inspiron computer with Windows 7 preinstalled on the system.

So later, my dad forced me to use his 2009 Acer computer he used in late-2009, and said that I can play with it, and I decided to play some Roblox.

A few days later, my dad came with a disc, with the initials: "MMC", I thought it was a upcoming game at the time, called Minecraft, and my dad begged to destroy it.

I waited until 11:00 PM as my dad is about to sleep, and I inserted the disc into the Acer computer, and a file popped up, it was a .mp4 file actually, it was called: "MickeyLostEpisode", and I clicked on the file.

Then, Windows Media Player popped up, and it was playing previews of various movies, TV shows and games, later, the Micky Mouse Clubhouse was playing, but something seems very off.

Mickey didn't look like your regular Mickey from the show, he looked like a Low-Poly CGI model, with his buttons of his pants and face (except for his "nose") was missing, while all the characters (except Mickey) was gone, I brushed it off as a animation error.

After the intro, the title card came up, the episode was called: "Revenge!", and the object featured in the title card was a machete, when the title card disappeared, the episode was now playing.

It started with Mickey, sitting at the corner of the living room, angry, he said: "Man! I'm sick and tired of Donald Duck being not here! I'm gonna destroy the entire place!", and Toodles came up, and the objects were a machete, a dead rat, an box of lighters and the worse of all, a medium nuke.

After that little piece of education, Mickey began destroying the kitchen, while Minnie came out of nowhere, and saw Mickey destroying the cookie jar.

Minnie said: "What the...". Before she has a chance to say anything, Mickey pounces into her, he then began to rip Minnie's skin off, while Minnie screamed and after he was done ripping her skin off, he began to eat it. I was shocked to see that. He then ripped Minnie's head off and threw it and her headless body away. (Read more...)

Author unknown


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