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Home of bizarre, satirical, and comedic stories, as well as creepypasta fails. Wuld u like fries with dat? Hosting 15,149 pastas since July 2011 Please read the rules before you submit anything!

Category List Clichés List Do's and Don'ts POTM Archive Editing 101
What Is "Trollpasta"?

Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established trollpasta characters as satirical devices such as EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.

... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories. And yes, this is the official continuation of the original Trollpasta Wiki.

For further questions about trollpastas, creepypastas, and the site itself, visit the Q&A page!

FEATURED PASTAS
"These bans were put in place after Russian soldiers reportedly watched SpongeBob instead of wörking."

"I told everyone at school about the video, but they all laughed at me."

"Therefore, we decided to break two international laws."

"HOLY SHIT! WHHHHYYYY DIDN'T I KNOW THIS WAS SUCH A FUCKED UP TOWN!"

COMMUNITY VOTED FAIL OF THE MONTH
Helleon

I got Pokemon Sun and Moon for my 3ds yesterday and I was very excited about it. However, something very bad happened a few hours later.

I loaded the game and started with Litten as my starter. I played for hours and my Litten had reached lvl 55 and was now an Incineroar. With that pokemon I won 5 gym badges and became an excellent player.

However, before I could get to the 6th gym, I talked to a guy who had a free Eevee. He said these words:

"No matter what you will do, please help me with this Eevee. It is very unstable and may get out of control sometimes. Please take it away from me."

I was scared by these words, but I got it. It was a lvl 65 Eevee.

I decided to train it first by winning some battles, but I saw that this certain Eevee was very unusual.

It was so overpowered that it could kill literally everything with Take Down. I won more and more battles after that. I wanted to evolved into an Umbreon, so I could beat the 6th gym easier.

When I reached lvl 66, Eevee started to evolve. I thought that I could get an Umbreon (because it was nighttime), but instead, it evolved into a Pokemon that no one has seen before.

Its name was Helleon. It had a red skin, dark red eyes, sharp claws at his feet, and a tail similar to the devil's. But the weirdest feature was that it was a devil-type pokemon and that all stats were 666. I looked at the Pokedex and I couldn't believe what it said. It said:

"Helleon is going to kill everything in the world" (Read more...)

Author unknown

contributing

If you want to upload a story here please actually put a decent amount of effort into it; a lot of people join this site assuming we allow virtually anything to be posted here and end up uploading incredibly spammy stories which immediately get deleted. Check out the do's and don'ts and the clichés page to get well acquainted.

If you don't want to upload stories but still want to help out there's still plenty of ways to do that, primarily by fixing formatting and properly categorizing pages. Check out Editing 101 for more info on how to be a good editor.

We are still working on making the site more user friendly, so your help is always appreciated. If you have a suggestion you believe can improve the site, talk it up with an administrator.
what's new

Updates regarding the site go here. New categories, layout changes, new features, etc. including some announcements will be posted here once the admin team decides on them.

  • February 19, 2025 - The site's layout has been updated.

  • February 5, 2025 - A 5-star voting system has been implemented.




  • August 24, 2023 - The comment box has been redesigned.
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WELCOME TO THE TROLLPASTA WIKI!

Home of bizarre, satirical, and comedic stories, as well as Creepypasta fails. Wuld u like fries with dat?

Hosting 15,149 pastas since July 2011

Please read the rules before you submit anything!

Category List
Clichés List
Do's and Don'ts
POTM Archive
Editing 101


WHAT IS "TROLLPASTA"?

Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established trollpasta characters as satirical devices, primarily EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.

... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories.

For further questions about Trollpastas, Creepypastas, and the site itself, visit the Q&A page!


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FEATURED PASTAS
"These bans were put in place after Russian soldiers reportedly watched SpongeBob instead of wörking."

"I told everyone at school about the video, but they all laughed at me."

"Therefore, we decided to break two international laws."

"HOLY SHIT! WHHHHYYYY DIDN'T I KNOW THIS WAS SUCH A FUCKED UP TOWN!"


COMMUNITY VOTED FAIL OF THE MONTH
Helleon

I got Pokemon Sun and Moon for my 3ds yesterday and I was very excited about it. However, something very bad happened a few hours later.

I loaded the game and started with Litten as my starter. I played for hours and my Litten had reached lvl 55 and was now an Incineroar. With that pokemon I won 5 gym badges and became an excellent player.

However, before I could get to the 6th gym, I talked to a guy who had a free Eevee. He said these words:

"No matter what you will do, please help me with this Eevee. It is very unstable and may get out of control sometimes. Please take it away from me."

I was scared by these words, but I got it. It was a lvl 65 Eevee.

I decided to train it first by winning some battles, but I saw that this certain Eevee was very unusual.

It was so overpowered that it could kill literally everything with Take Down. I won more and more battles after that. I wanted to evolved into an Umbreon, so I could beat the 6th gym easier.

When I reached lvl 66, Eevee started to evolve. I thought that I could get an Umbreon (because it was nighttime), but instead, it evolved into a Pokemon that no one has seen before.

Its name was Helleon. It had a red skin, dark red eyes, sharp claws at his feet, and a tail similar to the devil's. But the weirdest feature was that it was a devil-type pokemon and that all stats were 666. I looked at the Pokedex and I couldn't believe what it said. It said:

"Helleon is going to kill everything in the world" (Read more...)

Author unknown


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