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Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established trollpasta characters as satirical devices such as EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.
... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories. And yes, this is the official continuation of the original Trollpasta Wiki.
For further questions about trollpastas, creepypastas, and the site itself, visit the Q&A page!
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Hi, my name is Dan. The story that follows I had no part in I did not write it I'm not in it. All I am is a person that wanted the story out there. Believe it or not this is the story of what I can only call the arcade game. I fond this story on a 2mb SD card in a Chinese puzzle box that I fond in the basement of a house that I just moved in to. The story was the only thing on the SD card other than an empty file that is named "IT'S GONE!!!" so from this point on it will be the story.
Where should I start this event is hunting my mind so I will start where it started. I lived in a small town in MO the town's name is Marshfield. It was just me and my dad I was just 13 years old I'm now 18 and this will be the only time I will bring that event up for the rest of my life however, long or short it will be. My name is Jacob the 3rd I have the same name as my dad and grandpa did.
It was an early Wednesday morning dad , and I had gotten up to go to a local storage Acton. My dad owned a thrift store , and we would go to Acton like this from time to time to get new inventory. We where the last people to get there it was just us and 4 or 5 other people. There where 3 units to bid on the first one wasn't any thing we needed just car parts. The second one is the one we won , and we did not go to the 3rd one.
In this Acton, we did not get to see the inside of the units it was just bid and hope that you got something good. So when we won the second unit we just wanted to open it right then we did not go to the 3rd unit. Oh well we did not have any more money to spend on another unit any way. We only had $1,000 , and we spent it all on unit 2. We had to cut off 1 big chain and 5 different locks to get in it.
When we got it open both of us where thinking that we had got the best unit ever. Because it was stacked floor to ceiling with boxes or, so it looked. There was some boxes with a letter some with a ! On them, and somewhere blank. In order from top left to the bottom right, they looked like this ilty fe! !maul I!se a!gwkleor. When we finally started to move the boxes we where disappointed they where all filled with papers that sated the same thing "LEAVE IT ALONE". It was then that we got a bad feeling. (Read more...)
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Home of bizarre, satirical, and comedic stories, as well as Creepypasta fails. Wuld u like fries with dat?
Hosting 15,010 pastas since July 2011
Category List
Clichés List
Do's and Don'ts
POTM Archive
Editing 101
Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established trollpasta characters as satirical devices, primarily EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.
... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories.
For further questions about Trollpastas, Creepypastas, and the site itself, visit the Q&A page!
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Hi, my name is Dan. The story that follows I had no part in I did not write it I'm not in it. All I am is a person that wanted the story out there. Believe it or not this is the story of what I can only call the arcade game. I fond this story on a 2mb SD card in a Chinese puzzle box that I fond in the basement of a house that I just moved in to. The story was the only thing on the SD card other than an empty file that is named "IT'S GONE!!!" so from this point on it will be the story.
Where should I start this event is hunting my mind so I will start where it started. I lived in a small town in MO the town's name is Marshfield. It was just me and my dad I was just 13 years old I'm now 18 and this will be the only time I will bring that event up for the rest of my life however, long or short it will be. My name is Jacob the 3rd I have the same name as my dad and grandpa did.
It was an early Wednesday morning dad , and I had gotten up to go to a local storage Acton. My dad owned a thrift store , and we would go to Acton like this from time to time to get new inventory. We where the last people to get there it was just us and 4 or 5 other people. There where 3 units to bid on the first one wasn't any thing we needed just car parts. The second one is the one we won , and we did not go to the 3rd one.
In this Acton, we did not get to see the inside of the units it was just bid and hope that you got something good. So when we won the second unit we just wanted to open it right then we did not go to the 3rd unit. Oh well we did not have any more money to spend on another unit any way. We only had $1,000 , and we spent it all on unit 2. We had to cut off 1 big chain and 5 different locks to get in it.
When we got it open both of us where thinking that we had got the best unit ever. Because it was stacked floor to ceiling with boxes or, so it looked. There was some boxes with a letter some with a ! On them, and somewhere blank. In order from top left to the bottom right, they looked like this ilty fe! !maul I!se a!gwkleor. When we finally started to move the boxes we where disappointed they where all filled with papers that sated the same thing "LEAVE IT ALONE". It was then that we got a bad feeling. (Read more...)
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