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Welcome to the Trollpasta Wiki!

Home of bizarre, satirical, and comedic stories, as well as creepypasta fails. Wuld u like fries with dat? Hosting 15,130 pastas since July 2011 Please read the rules before you submit anything!

Category List Clichés List Do's and Don'ts POTM Archive Editing 101
What Is "Trollpasta"?

Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established trollpasta characters as satirical devices such as EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.

... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories. And yes, this is the official continuation of the original Trollpasta Wiki.

For further questions about trollpastas, creepypastas, and the site itself, visit the Q&A page!

FEATURED PASTAS
"The show is deeply rooted in Biblical imagery, messaging and symbolism, meant to spread the word of our lord and savior Jesus Christ."

"Yahoo being the first website that pops up on my internet, I saw a very recent news article on the front page: 'Commercial Kills Thousands in 17.6 Seconds'"

"'This is the sixty-ninth attempt to create the ultimate MLG gamer through the Dutch Weed Experiments. We've finally done it! We created the ultimate Call of Duty player.'"

"They swelled real bad, but after he was diagnosed, he realized something, they were arm cancer caused by heavy use of CRACK!"

COMMUNITY VOTED FAIL OF THE MONTH
SpongeBob: Lights, Camera, DEATH!

Who doesn't like video games based on TV shows? They always seem to be good no matter what show... This goes especially with SpongeBob.

SpongeBob games are amazing. From Battle of Bikini Bottom to Atlantis Squarepantis, there are many games you can talk about when saying 'SpongeBob Vdeo Game'. But there is one video game no one seems to care about at all. That's Lights, Camera, Pants! For the Gamecube, PS2 and Xbox.

I think I've found the reason why it's been so shunned.

Well, of course, it is...

A Mario Party-like game. It took Mario Party's aspects and made it into a SpongeBob game. But what I am really talking about, is a game that was released to people, only in California. It was on Amazon and the seller was selling a Lights Camera Pants game for only 5 bucks.

Seemed pretty cheap. Except the seller's name was.... Spongekill666111, which seemed odd. So I bought it and the game came in after just 2 days, as he lived in California as I did.

I got the disc out of the cover and put it into my Wii.

The Wii read it normally. A Gamecube screen showed up with the classic tune. But after I clicked start my Wii froze. I held on to the power button which unfreezes the Wii without unplugging the cord. Then I took out the game and cleaned it with a rag and some cleaning tools for glasses.

The game already had no smudges but I cleaned it anyways. I put it back in my Wii.

My Wii was acting different. It took 10 seconds for the warning screen to show up and after I pressed A, it took another 10 seconds.

My menu screen wasn't the classic cheerful white color. Instead, it was replaced with a color I had never seen before. It definitely had some red, black, and blue. But I just haven't seen a color like it. I pressed start on the game menu again and this time it loaded. (Read more...)

Written by Omeganerdfan

contributing

If you want to upload a story here please actually put a decent amount of effort into it; a lot of people join this site assuming we allow virtually anything to be posted here and end up uploading incredibly spammy stories which immediately get deleted. Check out the do's and don'ts and the clichés page to get well acquainted.

If you don't want to upload stories but still want to help out there's still plenty of ways to do that, primarily by fixing formatting and properly categorizing pages. Check out Editing 101 for more info on how to be a good editor.

We are still working on making the site more user friendly, so your help is always appreciated. If you have a suggestion you believe can improve the site, talk it up with an administrator.
what's new

Updates regarding the site go here. New categories, layout changes, new features, etc. including some announcements will be posted here once the admin team decides on them.

  • February 19, 2025 - The site's layout has been updated.

  • February 5, 2025 - A 5-star voting system has been implemented.




  • August 24, 2023 - The comment box has been redesigned.
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WELCOME TO THE TROLLPASTA WIKI!

Home of bizarre, satirical, and comedic stories, as well as Creepypasta fails. Wuld u like fries with dat?

Hosting 15,130 pastas since July 2011

Please read the rules before you submit anything!

Category List
Clichés List
Do's and Don'ts
POTM Archive
Editing 101


WHAT IS "TROLLPASTA"?

Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established trollpasta characters as satirical devices, primarily EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.

... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories.

For further questions about Trollpastas, Creepypastas, and the site itself, visit the Q&A page!


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FEATURED PASTAS
"The show is deeply rooted in Biblical imagery, messaging and symbolism, meant to spread the word of our lord and savior Jesus Christ."

"Yahoo being the first website that pops up on my internet, I saw a very recent news article on the front page: 'Commercial Kills Thousands in 17.6 Seconds'"

"'This is the sixty-ninth attempt to create the ultimate MLG gamer through the Dutch Weed Experiments. We've finally done it! We created the ultimate Call of Duty player.'"

"They swelled real bad, but after he was diagnosed, he realized something, they were arm cancer caused by heavy use of CRACK!"


COMMUNITY VOTED FAIL OF THE MONTH
SpongeBob: Lights, Camera, DEATH!

Who doesn't like video games based on TV shows? They always seem to be good no matter what show... This goes especially with SpongeBob.

SpongeBob games are amazing. From Battle of Bikini Bottom to Atlantis Squarepantis, there are many games you can talk about when saying 'SpongeBob Vdeo Game'. But there is one video game no one seems to care about at all. That's Lights, Camera, Pants! For the Gamecube, PS2 and Xbox.

I think I've found the reason why it's been so shunned.

Well, of course, it is...

A Mario Party-like game. It took Mario Party's aspects and made it into a SpongeBob game. But what I am really talking about, is a game that was released to people, only in California. It was on Amazon and the seller was selling a Lights Camera Pants game for only 5 bucks.

Seemed pretty cheap. Except the seller's name was.... Spongekill666111, which seemed odd. So I bought it and the game came in after just 2 days, as he lived in California as I did.

I got the disc out of the cover and put it into my Wii.

The Wii read it normally. A Gamecube screen showed up with the classic tune. But after I clicked start my Wii froze. I held on to the power button which unfreezes the Wii without unplugging the cord. Then I took out the game and cleaned it with a rag and some cleaning tools for glasses.

The game already had no smudges but I cleaned it anyways. I put it back in my Wii.

My Wii was acting different. It took 10 seconds for the warning screen to show up and after I pressed A, it took another 10 seconds.

My menu screen wasn't the classic cheerful white color. Instead, it was replaced with a color I had never seen before. It definitely had some red, black, and blue. But I just haven't seen a color like it. I pressed start on the game menu again and this time it loaded. (Read more...)

Written by Omeganerdfan


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