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Home of bizarre, satirical, and comedic stories, as well as creepypasta fails. Wuld u like fries with dat? Hosting 15,030 pastas since July 2011 Please read the rules before you submit anything!

Category List Clichés List Do's and Don'ts POTM Archive Editing 101
What Is "Trollpasta"?

Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established trollpasta characters as satirical devices such as EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.

... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories. And yes, this is the official continuation of the original Trollpasta Wiki.

For further questions about trollpastas, creepypastas, and the site itself, visit the Q&A page!

FEATURED PASTAS
"I almost regurgitated that turkey I ate earlier this day! Which I actually did, I tried calling my mom to clean the mess, but I realized that she died in a car crash no too long ago. I shed exactly twenty-seven tears at the realization."

"'I don't give a FUCK about who you are. You do NOT FUCK on my couch!'"

"Me and my friend couldn't believe it! What a bitch! SpongeBob was basically dying and he was just laughing!"

"I don't like rap so I instictively pressed the button to skip the DK rap when the DK rap started up. However, in its place was DEATH METAL"

COMMUNITY VOTED FAIL OF THE MONTH
Raymans Limbs

Notice how Rayman has no actual arms or legs. The only thing visible with Raymans movements would be his only arms and only foot and head that only moved. I found that scary when I was younger. I have had this thought for nearly a year now, and its creeped me out ever since. A few months ago, I went to a garage sale I found while strolling through the park. I love garage sales, you always get the best bargains, so I would never miss them.

I walked into the garage sale and first thing in sight was nearly everything from toys to furniture. I happened to see a WII version of the game "Rayman Raving Rabbids" (noticing it from the front cover). Although when I saw the front cover, it looked different from when I remembered. The actual name was Rayman Rabbids, almost if the game was leaked. Also the classification was rated "MA+15", which I thought was odd at the time as the game was a kids game if I'm right. The games case was busted although the CD looked perfectly fine. I asked the man behind the counter how much the game was. His face turned white like snow and said to me, that I could have it. I felt the urge to ask why the front cover looked different. He told me that it was a leaked version of the game and only a few exist. I asked how he found the game. He told me that he found it outside of Ubisoft's headquarters near the trashcan. (Read more...)

Written by LordVades

contributing

If you want to upload a story here please actually put a decent amount of effort into it; a lot of people join this site assuming we allow virtually anything to be posted here and end up uploading incredibly spammy stories which immediately get deleted. Check out the do's and don'ts and the clichés page to get well acquainted.

If you don't want to upload stories but still want to help out there's still plenty of ways to do that, primarily by fixing formatting and properly categorizing pages. Check out Editing 101 for more info on how to be a good editor.

We are still working on making the site more user friendly, so your help is always appreciated. If you have a suggestion you believe can improve the site, talk it up with an administrator.
what's new

Updates regarding the site go here. New categories, layout changes, new features, etc. including some announcements will be posted here once the admin team decides on them.

  • February 5, 2025 - A 5-star voting system has been implemented.




  • August 24, 2023 - The comment box has been redesigned.

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WELCOME TO THE TROLLPASTA WIKI!

Home of bizarre, satirical, and comedic stories, as well as Creepypasta fails. Wuld u like fries with dat?

Hosting 15,030 pastas since July 2011

Please read the rules before you submit anything!

Category List
Clichés List
Do's and Don'ts
POTM Archive
Editing 101


WHAT IS "TROLLPASTA"?

Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at well-known creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and Mary Sues/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established trollpasta characters as satirical devices, primarily EVIL PATRIXXX. While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, bad creepypastas that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here.

... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories.

For further questions about Trollpastas, Creepypastas, and the site itself, visit the Q&A page!


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FEATURED PASTAS
"I almost regurgitated that turkey I ate earlier this day! Which I actually did, I tried calling my mom to clean the mess, but I realized that she died in a car crash no too long ago. I shed exactly twenty-seven tears at the realization."

"'I don't give a FUCK about who you are. You do NOT FUCK on my couch!'"

"Me and my friend couldn't believe it! What a bitch! SpongeBob was basically dying and he was just laughing!"

"I don't like rap so I instictively pressed the button to skip the DK rap when the DK rap started up. However, in its place was DEATH METAL"


COMMUNITY VOTED FAIL OF THE MONTH
Raymans Limbs

Notice how Rayman has no actual arms or legs. The only thing visible with Raymans movements would be his only arms and only foot and head that only moved. I found that scary when I was younger. I have had this thought for nearly a year now, and its creeped me out ever since. A few months ago, I went to a garage sale I found while strolling through the park. I love garage sales, you always get the best bargains, so I would never miss them.

I walked into the garage sale and first thing in sight was nearly everything from toys to furniture. I happened to see a WII version of the game "Rayman Raving Rabbids" (noticing it from the front cover). Although when I saw the front cover, it looked different from when I remembered. The actual name was Rayman Rabbids, almost if the game was leaked. Also the classification was rated "MA+15", which I thought was odd at the time as the game was a kids game if I'm right. The games case was busted although the CD looked perfectly fine. I asked the man behind the counter how much the game was. His face turned white like snow and said to me, that I could have it. I felt the urge to ask why the front cover looked different. He told me that it was a leaked version of the game and only a few exist. I asked how he found the game. He told me that he found it outside of Ubisoft's headquarters near the trashcan. (Read more...)

Written by LordVades


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