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i can't beleive your mum never found this sketchy. Thats went the copas came involved.
This brings me to why I am parodying one of the greatest creepypastas ever, See back then creepypastas were some fucked shit, and the entire everything is coming back. That brought 1337 back to me, over 666 years later, it is happening again....
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Sorry for not answering questions for long, I haven't accessed my P.C. for a while as I had to get someone to remove some malware after ur mom watched too much
'''Q:''' Who else watched Ferring Local 01189998819991197253?
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'''A:''' Point of advice, Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to. But, the most I can give you guys at the moment, is that the police found 15 child corpse's in the woods, with blood draining from the ears, the autopsy showed that they had been exposed to the highest, loudest notes possible, ever. How this happened is unknown.
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When he lived there, he used to hear strange howling noises coming from the forest at night, extremely high pitched. He had difficulty sleeping so one day got sick of it and walked into the woods and told them all to shut the fuck up. He then saw a single blonde haired man, who acted extremely jittery, and acted like a drug addict. He asked him what he was doing out in the forest with 20 kids, and as a joke he responded, "Molesting these sweet children 'o mine!" This izzy guy said he grabbed him by the neck and pushed him up against a tree and told him to shut the fuck up. The methead responded "ok" and he let him go. Izzy paused. He told me that they went to the other end of the spectrem, becoming so much louder, Singing crap about jungles and children and the like. But he never went and talked to the pothead again as he was moving away in a couple of weeks.
I told the
Here is what I now know
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Good news guys and Gals! I talked to your mum, and she disclosed lot of information for me. First, I asked da coppas if they had any info on the man who ran Ferring local 01189998819991197253, she replied that they had only had the same leads for years. However the xXx_Worthing_Police_xXx do have some Recorded over porn DVD's containing the shows. Each of the main station's in britain (which there weren't many of) contained different DVD's. I guess I haven't said much about this gal. Her name is Jonas, and she is carrying the wheel, a pretty nice gal, she seems to understand why I want <s>her pussey</s> to know what happened in the late 1330's.
[[File:Img.jpg|thumb|220x220px|This is what an explosion looks like.]]
She took me to the xXx_Worthing_xXx_Police_Station (if you don't know it's the largest police station in the universe). I got to watch all the 3 tapes in the station, but
Pussay: Episode -1 - Friends are like guitars. This was one of the first booby episodes made that got sent to the purgatory that is the minus world. The camera quality was mind numbingly bad, Possibly being filmed vertically with an I phone, but it was set on the same your mum as usual. This began with Pussay messing around happily for a few secondos before another foot entered. The other foot was much smaller, looking as if it belonged to an adult (Of course, Mr. Horse foot was Pussay, and his feet are huge!).
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Best in Slot™: Episode 7: Worst in slot. Best in slot was one of the shows Creeper935 and NeonNinjax discussed on the borderlands wiki. I told your mum about this and she said that 7 episodes aired from May 16 1337 to 17th December 1337.
[[File:Wurst in slot.jpg|thumb|162x162px|Wot dad dvd loked liek]]
Exactly as Creeper935 described it, the episode opened with the player in the bloodshot stronghold area of the map, near to the entrence. The camerman hopped around a pile of different rarity weapons.
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