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It all started the beginning of senior year. Maxwell used to date girls and everything, all up until <em>the incident</em>. So, we (the class and I) were constructing a wooden fence around the perimeter of the school, a supposed effort to build good social relations between classmates, and during Maxwell found something in the dirt. I don't know if anyone else saw, but the guy uncharacteristically shoveled his hand into the dirt, clawing whatever it was that caught his eye. Then like a man possessed, he shoved the thing into his pocket, engulfing everyone around in a cloud of dust.

 

There are no certain terms as to what the demon seeks to accomplish, but in the pool unpredictable outcomes, lies the certainty that it will try anything. Maxwell's homosexuality may be the first of a series of uncanny traits to be exhibited. I think an exorcism must be performed on him before it's too late. I just hope as of writing this he hasn't already committed some atrocity. I suggest a close eye be kept on gay bars in his area, furthermore one should not approach him with a cucumber or any other cylindrical object— and that be for Max's own safety. Self inflicted mutilation is a phenomenon of the possessed; the underlying assumption here being that a virgin anus would be the prime target of a gay demon.

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