A Flavorful Pasta!: Difference between revisions
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(Created page with "As a Brit, I'm used to needing a loicense for just about anything. My Trollpasta Wroiting Loicense expires a week from now, so I have to wroite this quick. I am a ghost, guvna. I died. Here's how it started... I was boilin' some wa'a for me beef quimbos (pronounced Kim-bo), as the tra'ishnal cookin' method of Bri'ain is boilin'. I was getting me wa'a ready for the beef quimbos when I realized it wasn't Chewsday. I wrote a strongly worded le'a to the guvna to get a new r...") |
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Masta Chef Gordon Ramsey, a lowly Scot instead of a high class Brrrrrrrit, walked into me kitchen through the phone. He added a bunch of Yank things to the wa'a, like some mystery black salt and salt. He cooked a heinous smellin' fettuccini, (pronounced fet-uk-kee-nee), and added some cheese not labeled as Tesco Single Dairy Product. The bobbies broke in but they were no match, since Gordon was outside they're jurisdiction. I decided to try the wa'a. A horr'ble allergic reaction caused me to bleed hyperrealistic blood from all of my orifices and then I exploded and died.
Oh yeah, YOUR NEXT!
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