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seaman Just like every day. I went outside to inspect his lavish Automobile Truck and asked him this truck runs on milk right? he said. Well not so much see we have to mix in a little of the Spunk too to get her goin I stared decisively at him wondering i bet you make as much as my grandma down at the Mens bathroom up on glory hill...He found it odd of me starring at him as he walked back to his truck i threw a roll of toilet paper at him and yelled Watch out evil patrixxx awaits you in hell shaking his head in disapproval he drives away.
I sat down on the porch for a cigarette With a hardy glass of cow Baby's Smoking my
The boy looks up at me and begins to cry then runs home never to be seen again i walk back to my porch leaning in my chair applauding myself i said looks like your work here is done good sir. i open my door and walk through my kitchen to the living room slapping on the strap on dildo i then began to do my workouts 1..2..3 and I'm done the floor covered in a artificial Slimey Shrek Gummy juice i kneel to the floor Lapping up every last drop of the resistible swamp flavored spit. I seem to have tired myself out time for a shower i thought so i grabbed some new cloths and Slammed the bathroom Door closed I take a look at myself in the mirror.
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