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The Morning was brisk the humming birds out side but what was that? it was the milk man delivering the Cow
The Morning was brisk the humming birds out side but what was that? it was the milk man delivering the Cow seaman Just like every day. I went outside to inspect his lavish Automobile Truck and asked him this truck runs on milk right? he said. Well not so much see we have to mix in a little of the Spunk too to get her goin I stared decisively at him wondering i bet you make as much as my grandma down at the Mens bathroom up on glory hill...He found it odd of me starring at him as he walked back to his truck i threw a roll of toilet paper at him and yelled Watch out evil patrixxxxx awaits you in hell shaking his head in disapproval he drives away.▼
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I sat down on the porch for a cigarette With a hardy glass of cow Baby's Smoking my fag i watched the little boy across the street play with his balls in hand and thought again to myself what is this world coming to? where any young boys can just strut around just waiting for the next Pedifile to pick them up the boy falls and hits the curb i rush to him giving him the Shrek healing ritual of bobble head merchandise he thanks me and gets up i tell him he should be more careful theirs a lot of men who would like to whisk him away in a second i mean just look at that face any middle aged call of duty playing loser would rape you in a second.
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