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==Unholy Original==
The episode with Al-Qaida<br />
<br />-Yes Mr. Officer said a calm Jimmy and left the room<br />
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-Yes Mr. Officer said a calm Jimmy and left the room
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▲==Vastly Improved Version==
The episode with Al-Qaida
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...OR IS IT? DUN DUN DUN
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''Vastly improved version written by [[user:41488p|41488p]].''
==True Ending==
Later...
Jimmy waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were Al-Qaidas in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Mr. Officer were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Jimmy was a NOT OR TV member for fourteen years. When he was young he watched his parents and he said to dad "I want to be on the planes daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY AL-QUIDAS!"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the Cuban base of the Osama he knew there were Al-Qaidas.
"This is Mr. Officer" the radio crackered. "You must fight the Al-Qaidas!"
So Jimmy gotted his mahcine gun and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the Al-Qaidas
"I will shoot at him" said the Osama Bin Laden and he fired the rocket missiles. Jimmy machinegunned at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the Al-Qaidas" he shouted
The radio said "No, Jimmy. You are the Al-Qaidas"
And then Jimmy was touch by this.
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''True Ending, a [[Repercussions of Evil]] remix, written by [[User:ClericofMadness|ClericofMadness]]''
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