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GodzillaFan1 was in the verge of dying, cause he was being strangled by a Wikia Contributor. To escape, you had to mash buttons, and I SUCK at button mashing. GodzillaFan1 almost died, until LOLSKELETONS used skeleton cum to kill that wikia contributor. GodzillaFan1 was fatigued and almost dead. It would take some time before SOMEGUY123 could heal him again, so Dronian just carried him for the meantime. And I kept playing as TotemUxie.
I came to the first checkpoint in the game. I accidentally jumped into lava, and all the admins burned. It was horrifying, and skulls were everywhere. "6.66/12," I say. "Not enough water." And I respawned and jumped over the lava. And this time, I had to fight a mini-boss. It was none other than "ATunaWithWaffles". Hmph. This character was unique. I had to kill it by banning him. It wasn't easy to ban him, though. The command was ">Ban forever, and ever, Username: ATunaWithWaffles". And even though I was a fast typer, it was almost impossible to type the command with Tuna attacking me. Tuna had super armor, so my allies couldn't distract her. But, ya know, I'm the pro. So Tuna died.
I was surprised at what happened in the next level... it told me to purchase the full version, cuz I was playing the demo! OHHH, that's why it was free! I had to purchase it for $67.99 AUD. The full version asked me if it wanted to transfer the save from the demo, and I selected "YES", of course. I was even more surprised at what happened next. Everything was normal! No blood, no freezing, no fucking glitches at all. I played the rest of the game. Obviously I will tell you about some levels. Moral of the story, is, don't buy anything for free! Anyways, let's continue. Level 12 was about, well, fighting Youtubers. We had to do it, because they were possessed by 666 and his demons. Dunno what this had to do with the game, but oh well.
I had gone to sleep during the time I was playing the game. Then, suddenly, a ear-piercing scream emitted from the TV, with voice and static, saying "CONTINUE WITH THE FUCKING GAME!". Nevermind. This game wasn't normal. The 13th lvl was about stopping 9/11/2001 from occurring. The 14th lvl was about the admins taking a break and watching Spongebob, and the 70th level, the final one, was about battling the Wikia Contributor's machine. It was like that giant Zombie boss from PvZ. I thought the 69th level would be the last level, cuz we killed all contributors, but they had a last-resort machine. And, fuck, this boss was impossible. It had spikes everywhere, except for its head. And it summoned all the Crappypastas you could think of. I couldn't use G-Fan1 for beating him, I used LOLSKELETONS. I won the game. I was happy. I cried and laughed and stuff.
The next day, at school, all the people at my class complained about Admins vs Wikia Contributors and how it was crappy. One said the graphics were bad, and they weren't hyper-realistic. One said there was too much water. All the opposite things that I saw in my game. Maybe I was destined? Maybe I was the chosen one to play the "Good" version of the game? Who knows...
Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!!!1111
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