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I was cleaning up my room, and I found my Xbox 420 which I hadn't played for in 666 years because I had a gaming PC. I decided to play some games on it but I had none. So I went to the store and a guy gave me a game (FOR FREE) called "Admins vs Wikia Contributors: The First Chapter". I bought it with my cliched stupidness.
The title screen was... well, it was just Trollpasta wiki, and it was showing all the Wikia Contributors' hate comments. However, when I pressed start, the title screen completely changed for a split second. Something I now considered horrifying, but I thought it was a glitch, so I continued playing. The title screen changed into Creepypasta wiki, and for the first time, wikia contributors had faces! Scary faces. Also, there was BLOOD (please tell me why I capitalized BLOOD, damn it I did it again) everywhere. The game started off with a cutscene, showing Skepolo browsing the Wiki and seeing Wikia Contributors everywhere. He decided to track their IPs, but there were too many contributors, so he decicded to call his friends, the other admins. What really amazed me was that the sound and the graphics were hyper-realistic. When the other admins came over to his house, they decided to go on an adventure, an adventure which would revolve around killing Wikia Contributors.
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When I reached the 10th level. I realized that the sky was red and stuff. My allies weren't acting correctly, LOLSKELETONS was twitching his head, SOMEGUY123's name was changed to "SOMEDICK123", and Skepolo no longer had a Fallout 3 profile picture, but a Jeff the Killer profile picture. I was FURIOUS. I tried to move GodzillaFan1, but he wouldn't move. He just stared at my allies for a few minutes. After that I could move him around. Everything was back to normal. I was probably high at the moment. This time, I had to fight Holly the Killer, a.k.a the definition of cancer. SOMEGUY123 puked, LOLSKELETONS tried to ban her, but nothing happened, and Skepolo watched in horror. Wait a second, I thought this was a game where Admins had to fight Wikia Contributors. Whatever. I fought Holly the Killer (stupid fanfictions) alone. It was a pretty tough fight, because every few minutes, GodzillaFan1 would try to cover his eyes to prevent them from bleeding. But eventually I beat her, to reveal it was a Wikia Contributor wearing a costume. So it was a plan. The Wikia Contributor wore the suit in an attempt to scare all the admins away. Ha, gay. That didn't work out at all. Then something weird happened.
I couldn't reach the 11th level. No matter how hard I tried. I realizd the game was frozen. Stupid me. I quit and re-entered. Shit, this game doesn't have an autosave! I have to save the progress, which is something I didn't d- ah, nevermind. It does autosave. Phew. I thought I was gonna die of a heart-attack. I entered the 11th level this time, and there was a cutscene. However, something was odd here. The subtitles were in Japanese, which is something that was never available in this game. The voices were fine, though. I thought this was a glitch, so I continued. This cutscene was the admins reuniting. Mai Sentry asked, "How many contributors did you kill, guys?" "Well, I've lost count." said GodzillaFan1. "It was a nice day pwning them." "Guys, stop sounding so happy," TotemUxie said. "We still have like, 248193473289" Wikia Contributors to defeat. "A sad fate for us" LOLSKELETONS said. "Guys, let's eat some McDonalds" SARDONY said. "Fuck off," Skepolo said. "We should eat Burger King". I had to sit through a 20-minute ranting cutscene about what food they should eat for a break. Finally, Dronian stopped all of them, saying "FUCKERS! STOP RANTING, DON'T YOU REALIZE TOM HAS TO FINISH PLAYING THIS GAME?! JUST EAT SOME FUCKING SUBWAY AND CONTINUE ON!" so they ate some Subway, and continued on. This time, however, all the admins were together. They didn't wanna split up. I don't know why, it can't be because they might lose each other,
GodzillaFan1 was in the verge of dying, cause he was being strangled by a Wikia Contributor. To escape, you had to mash buttons, and I SUCK at button mashing. GodzillaFan1 almost died, until LOLSKELETONS used skeleton cum to kill that wikia contributor. GodzillaFan1 was fatigued and almost dead. It would take some time before SOMEGUY123 could heal him again, so Dronian just carried him for the meantime. And I kept playing as TotemUxie.
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I came to the first checkpoint in the game. I accidentally jumped into lava, and all the admins burned. It was horrifying, and skulls were everywhere. "6.66/12," I say. "Not enough water." And I respawned and jumped over the lava. And this time, I had to fight a mini-boss. It was none other than "ATunaWithWaffles". Hmph. This character was unique. I had to kill it by banning him. It wasn't easy to ban him, though. The command was ">Ban forever, and ever, Username: ATunaWithWaffles". And even though I was a fast typer, it was almost impossible to type the command with Tuna attacking me. Tuna had super armor, so my allies couldn't distract her. But, ya know, I'm the pro. So Tuna died.
I was surprised at what happened in the next level... it told me to purchase the full version, cuz I was playing the demo! OHHH, that's why it was free! I had to purchase it for $67.99 AUD. The full version asked me if it wanted to transfer the save from the demo, and I selected "YES", of course. I was even more surprised at what happened next. Everything was normal! No blood, no freezing, no fucking glitches at all. I played the rest of the game. Obviously I will tell you about some levels. Moral of the story, is, don't buy anything for free! Anyways, let's continue. Level 12 was about, well, fighting Youtubers. We had to do it, because they were possessed by 666 and his demons. Dunno what this had to do with the game, but oh well.
I had gone to sleep during the time I was playing the game. Then, suddenly, a ear-piercing scream emitted from the TV, with voice and static, saying "CONTINUE WITH THE FUCKING GAME!". Nevermind. This game wasn't normal. The 13th lvl was about stopping 9/11/2001 from occurring. The 14th lvl was about the admins taking a break and watching Spongebob, and the 70th level, the final one, was about battling the Wikia Contributor's machine. It was like that giant Zombie boss from PvZ. I thought the 69th level would be the last level, cuz we killed all contributors, but they had a last-resort machine. And, fuck, this boss was impossible. It had spikes everywhere, except for its head. And it summoned all the Crappypastas you could think of. I couldn't use G-Fan1 for beating him, I used LOLSKELETONS. I won the game. I was happy. I cried and laughed and stuff.
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