Adventure Time: The Smelly Ol' Clockstopper: Difference between revisions

== Warning: NEVER READ THIS!!!! CLICK OFF RIGHT THIS INSTANT! IT HAS NOT SAFE FOR LIFE!! READING THIS WILL DROP YOUR LIFE EXPECTANCY DOWN THE DRAIN! ==

Hi my name is Brodacious Berginstien and I'm a huge fan of Adventure Time. It makes me jack off, just kidding. Seriously though, I really really like this show it is wonderful fun.

 

 

I then switched off the lights and slapped on my 3D glasses and watched away, but trust me... this episode was FAR FROM NORMAL!!!!!! Also it didn't help me get my mind off of being horny so what a waste of time that was. The episode starts off with Fine watching LiveLeak beheading videos on BlasphemyMo whilst sitting on his couch sipping on a nice glass of nutmeg. "Say BMore, Joke's been gone getting that milk for about 3 weeks now" Fumble said while sucking through his crazy straw. "Ok" Bumcheek replied. Fun then went into a fit of rage and jumped around hollering like a banshee for exactly 49 seconds. I would know, I have 4 stopwatches in my pocket at all time. The next scene is then Jim at the flea market looking for milk. "Hmm..." John said as he fiddled his hands back and forth. Then, a shadow overshadowed Jail. The camera cut to Jab looking up at a tall figure wearing a trench coat with a clock for a face. "Looking for something?" The figure asked reluctantly. Jacket looked shocked, "Woah, man... How are you talking? You have no mouth!!" Jimble exclaimed.

The clockish figure loomed over Jaguar menacingly. "I'm just looking for some non-gluten vegan dairy free milk for my buddy Fond." Jackoff said with a sweatdrop dripping from his fat brow, sorry I mean supersized don't cancel me. The man stood, nodding his clocky head up and down. "Ok".

 

 

Then some white text faded onto the screen saying "Meanwhile... at the treehouse."

Fit was throwing a fit while Bimbo was in the corner shaking and crying of fear. "Fecal Matter, please I beg of you STOP throwing this terrible tantrum!" Butthole cried out. However, Flag didn't bat an eye. "Bernie Sanders, the reason I am in this catatonic state is because I think my good friend Jazz has just been turned into a raisin!!" Fake hollered out. "Don't be ridiculous, Fuckface, there is no possible way Jagged has been turned into a raisin." Bumblebee said in a nonchalant tone. Then the damned clock materialized into the Tree Dome and threw Justice's lifeless corpse on the floorboards."

 

== My review of my visit to my grandma's house ==

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