Alvin And The Chipmunks 1983 Lost Pilot: Difference between revisions

It then cut to black. The Chipmunks appeared to be laying down now, maybe sleeping, and looked incredibly disheveled. It looked like they were mauled to death by a tiger. Their clothes were torn and they had numerous scars with dried up blood covering some parts of their clothes. It looked oddly realistic, too realistic for a cartoon... The camera zoomed in on their face, and what i've seen next shook me beyond belief... They looked HORRIFIC. It looked like an actual crime scene but anthropomorphic. Their tongues were hanging out of their mouths and jaws torn out with some loose skin hanging out from the original place, with blood dripping out. Their eyes were completely out of their sockets and their skulls could be seen and even broken in some places, with brain matter in its spots. Simon's arms were cut vertically in half, Theodores legs were completely torn off, Alvin had little to no hair on his entire body... The executives went to grab a trash can to vomit but the rest of the team looked in horror. I started to feel a little nauseous myself... And I realized they weren't laying down, they were on the floor dead inside of a FBI basement. Plain white text scrolled down the screen, most of it being gibberish... The only names that could be made out in them were high ranking politicians inside the United States, primarily in California. The only audio that could be heard were flies surrounding their flesh. One of the executives had enough of this and ejected the tape, stomping it on the ground completely destroying the last proof of the tape. He sent us out of ABC and we were completely blacklisted from the company. Once we were sent out, I TRIED my best to convince Ross. Jr and Janice that I DIDN'T approve of that. They didn't buy a second of it unfortunately. They said to get the hell out and I were to be completely blacklisted from the industry. I met up with the rest of the team later. NONE of them said they worked on any of that fucked up episode. I noted however someone was gone when we met up. David... I tried calling his phone but it led to this haunting voice message. "If you're calling me about the episode or my disappearance, just know it was too late. I have little to nothing to live for, I thought I might as well go out with a bang. Nobody, not even my parents loved me growing up. Everyone though I was a creep and with my ideas that went outside the box. This is the only place I was accepted and I soon figured out the animation business is shitty as well. This is the last straw. I don't want to work for the majority of my life in piss poor conditions just to have the basic necessities to live. Goodbye." We all knew since that chilling voicemail it had to be him that did it. A week later after fully absorbing the situation, I cut to the local news and breaking news appeared. "A man named David Thraw walked inside of a Federal Building with a gun, shooting and killing 13, injuring 17. The FBI has yet to catch him, so if you have seen him, please dial this number:" It cut off the TV at that point. Me continuously thinking of the fact that one man single handedly ruined my animation career kept making me rationally upset, but I accepted it at the end. Now at this point, you're wondering: "How 8 years later did Bagdasarian Productions get a television show, and 5 years later make a popular album?" Simple. They went tooth and nail against ABC for the existence of that tape privately, and hired the best lawyers in the world and corrupt defendants that would take any bit of extra money for a case. Somehow in a blue moon, they won the case in 1979... They went on to make Chipmunk Punk a year later to revive the brand and have it sell BIG. Then every other network I mentioned earlier that originally turned down the idea, would take an Alvin And The Chipmunks cartoon on a dime. They settled for NBC and ever since then the series has been relatively in safe waters, having 3 shows in total and 5 movies in total. Well, until recently. See, the reason Bagdasarian is trying to sell the Alvin And The Chipmunks brand is because of that pilot surfacing again after ABC being able to repair the tape that was smashed, at least in their best ability. Why they were stuck on that one pilot over 46 years later is beyond me. It has gone to bite them in the ass, and the only way to solve it is to sell the brand entirely. They will likely deny the pilots existence, but I know what i've seen on that tape, and the damage it has caused...

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