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What many people DON'T know is that the series had an original pilot pitched to ABC, and it was COMPLETELY different to what the 1980s show was when it aired.
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The Chipmunks then went inside the house. The camera then panned in the living room. As usual, we wanted to depict The Chipmunks living the life when it came to superstars. The room was large in size with a giant projector and multiple TVs surrounding it. Big speakers were on the sides, with a nice studio being seen on the left side. On the right side there was the Kitchen, with multiple empty pizza boxes and soda bottles on the table. It then switched to the room. There were 3 beds, 2 king sized to accompany Alvin and Simon's lovers and one medium sized bed for theodore alone. Then the bathroom, which was just about what tou would expected. Then it cut to the living room again. "Man, it's certainly weird around with Dave being gone." Simon said. As he said that, something that can only be described as weird happened. When the camera switched to Alvin as he was about to give his dialogue, he sounded extremely faint. The background music was still playing at normal volume, it was just Alvin that sounded like he was almost whispering. It was barely audible, even with the speakers at full volume. I had quadruple checked this pilot and wrote extensive notes for each scene, no such error existed in my mixing and mastering in the studio and triple checks after I did that. The executives looked confused. "Must be some sort of unforseen error." I said. Then after Alvin's nonexistent dialogue, the camera switched to Theodore for his dialogue, and now the background music was completely gone. Once again, this was no such error i've seen in my testing. It created a slightly eerie vibe to the scene. "Yeah. But he'll be in our hearts forever." Theodore said. As he said this, the camera froze. It was just stuck on Theodore's face... Theodore then started making micro movements, shaking and twitching.. At this point I wondered if the film itself was just defective. Maybe I dropped it or scratched it?
As I was about to get up and collect the film to check for damage, Theodore suddenly burst into tears VERY loudly. And this wasn't the average cartoon sort of crying, it sounded like Janice in the sound booth doing the voice was legitimately heartbroken. Theo sounded like he seen someone close to him get slaughtered. Then again this sounded completely out of character for Janice to even be crying this loudly in the rare times he did. "What's going on with this show, guys?" Janice said very confused. "I don't kno-" I was cut short by the pilot again. It suddenly cut to static and then showed The Chipmunks standing completely still at night. The environment was hardly visible with bright stars in the background. Grass was slightly moving and loud crickets could be heard. The Chipmunks then out of nowhere started to chant something, but in reverse. It sounded almost hebrew. After 15 seconds of this, black holes replaced their faces... Their faces were now jet black. This lasted for the next 15 seconds before it cut to an intermission... There was no intermissions inside of our pilot. It showed Alvin in what appeared to be Soviet Russia. I knew this because I could hardly make out a hammer and sickle in the background - Keep in mind this is the 70s. He then started talking in reverse again just like the chant earlier, but this time in Russian. I could only make out a couple words he said. "I know what sacrifices has to be made so our great country can survive through-" The rest I couldn't understand. The next scene showed Simon and Theodore burning in HELL. There was fire everywhere and smoke covering most of the screen. 8 demons grabbed then and proceeded to tare them apart like nothing. They were feasting on the Chipmunk flesh as Simon and Theodore were screaming in an extremely loud high pitch, i'm surprised I could even hear it.
It then cut back to the episode. The pilot then COMPLETELY skipped the plot to the very end. Here's what the original pilot was: *Dave would greet The Chipmunks for the last time - The camera would showcase their house - The Chipmunks would then have a minute dialogue discussing Dave and what he's done for them and the misfortunes they went through - it would then cut to 1974 when Simon and Alvin meet their first lovers and would give a run down of their personas - and to finally end off the episode it would cut to the present date; 1975, having the lovers convince The Chipmunks to start performing again on stages with them this time, and a nice song to end the episode with the new cast being backup singers.* The episode faded into a big stage with The Chipmunks performing a song. I believe it was legacy to the brand... Witch Doctor I think. It was actually normal to the original pilot we've made, the entire scene. Welp... Until the end. Once the performance ended, it was supposed to pan out and fade to black into the outro with sounds of the audience cheering and clapping. Here the audience still cheered and clapped but cut to The Chipmunks on the stage. They had extra dialogue. "Now audience, wasn't that a impressive performance!" Alvin yelled to the crowd. "I surely thought it was, don't you guys think that as well?" Theodore yelled. The audience then started to cheer louder and louder each time The Chipmunks edged them on. They even passed out Vinyls of a sneak peek of their new album to select audience members. The cover art was just burning fire with the words: "Alvin, Simon, Theodore's Retribution" in black font with a barely visible U.S flag. It showed the back which was completely black revealing the tracklist in white font: #1. Turn Back Now #2. God Is Dead #3. We're Dead, But You Are Too #4. Hell Is Bound #5. The End Of Civilization #6. Armed And Dangerous #666. (yes, the next track listing was written like that) I'm Born Again. The scene was honestly dragged out to the point where I though it would end the episode off like that abruptly. "Well, we have one more surprise performance planned for you loving fans!" Simon yelled. They then went behind the curtain for a couple seconds. "Oh, god..." I thought. What was going to happen now? Were they going to spew some sort of communist propaganda? Faces turn jet black again? Cut back to the beginning? Some random crazy shit that pertains to
It then cut to black. The Chipmunks appeared to be laying down now, maybe sleeping, and looked incredibly disheveled. It looked like they were mauled to death by a tiger. Their clothes were torn and they had numerous scars with dried up blood covering some parts of their clothes. It looked oddly realistic, too realistic for a cartoon... The camera zoomed in on their face, and what i've seen next shook me beyond belief... They looked HORRIFIC. It looked like an actual crime scene but anthropomorphic. Their tongues were hanging out of their mouths and jaws torn out with some loose skin hanging out from the original place, with blood dripping out. Their eyes were completely out of their sockets and their skulls could be seen and even broken in some places, with brain matter in its spots. Simon's arms were cut vertically in half,
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