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Hello, my name is Beefcake McAssMuffin. Before reading this, I advise you have a parent with you, because this shit is about to get real spoopy.
I was only 9 years old in 2012. I was searching up my favorite internet cancer, like Gangnam Style and Annoying Orange like the little
"THE INTERNET HAS BEEN DISCONNECTED."
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I haven't said a word for what felt like an hour... I slowly got the courage to get up. I was sobbing, but at the same time... laughing. I began to laugh like a maniac, and after 30 minutes with my handy-dandy stopwatch, my dad walked in on me.
I didn't hesitate, I took the keyboard and murdered my father with it! It felt satisfying! I went to murder my mother next! I laughed like a maniac, and I somehow gained the power to become
Your next!!!
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