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[[File:Lucy_Skeleton.jpg|thumb|150px|THIS WAS TEH SKELETON]]So I was walking down the street and I was tripping balls '''WHEN A SKELEphoneSKELE'''PHONE rigns. I answer and the CAR says "my dad POPPED OUT OF THE PHONE WHO opened the car door AND THEN I drove down the interstates WHEN A CAR CRASHED INTO A SKELETON THAT '''EXPLODED AND I''' looked in a mirror and saw myself park inIN theTHE groceryGROCERY storeSTORE parking lot when the phone popped outOUT soSO I answerANSWER anAND the vioce is "'''WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY CAR'''?" and I turn around and the car's on fireFIRE soSO I laughLAUGH maniacallyMANIACALLY '''AND THEN I WENT''' into the grocery store but it was all bloody and the manager was saying "HEIL HITLER" and he was A SKELETON POPPED OUTside in the parking lot, two policemen were arresting a '''MONKEY ZOMBIE ROBOT ALIEN PIRATED copy''' of a Spongebob episode called "SKELETONS" THAT I WATCHED AND MY CHAIRS TURNED TO EYES WITH ARMS WITH MOUTHS AND TONGUES THAT LICKED EVERYTHING AND I was in the freezer aisle when PATRIXXX popped out '''IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS''', LUCY is the common name of AL 288-1, several hundred pieces of bone representing about 40% of the skeleton of an individual Australopithecus afarensiSKELETON POPPED OUT AND EVERYONE DIED!!111!11