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The episode started with the classic intro, and it brought back old childhood memories of the 90s episodes for me. But after that, the episode REALLY STARTED. Instead of the opening of the episode showing Arthur talking to the audience, it instead gets to the title card saying “D.W. Seeks Vengeance”. It starts with Arthur practicing the piano in the living room with a t.v. D.W. then walks into the living room, and says this in a German accent “Arthur, want to play Mary Moo Cow with me?”. Arthur said “Sorry D.W., I’m busy practicing piano, maybe later”. D.W. went out of the room and came back, and started to make noises with some pots. Arthur got angry and said “D.W., I’M TRYING TO PRACTICE THE FUCKING PIANO!”. He then violently pushed D.W. out of the room, and she zooms up the stairs. The next scene then cuts to D.W. crying on her bed for a couple hours. It was 2 hours of her just sitting there crying. My friend and I almost fell asleep, until D.W. stopped crying. She looked at the camera saying “Arthur, you will pay for this!”.
She then ran into the kitchen, and grabbed a pair of scissors. She went into the living room, and Arthur was reading a comic book. D.W. then walked in with her hands behind her back and then said “Hey Arthur, guess what” Arthur said “What?”. D.W. then whispered in Arthur’s ear, and he said “WAIT WHAT?!”. D.W. then stabs Arthur in the neck with the scissors and kills him. D.W. then said “take that you cruel bastard” she then heard a knock on the door, and went to answer who was there. Buster was there, and she let him in without him knowing there was a very special secret. Buster then went into the living room, and said “Arthur, you there?”. He then went into the kitchen and found his dead corpse. Then the infamous DUH DUH DUH sound played. I chuckled at that, since it felt like something from a YouTube Poop. D.W. then covered his mouth, and stabbed him in the chest. D.W. then said “Sleep tight Buster!”. D.W. then heard moaning coming from the upstairs bedroom. The camera cut to the outside of the parents room. It then faded in to show David (Arthur’s dad) having oral sex with his mom Jane. The scene lasted for a total of 3 minutes, Jane then said “Oh harder daddy!”. My friend and I then burst out laughing. I looked at my friend next to me and I noticed his mouth was drooling, and there was also a bump on his crotch. D.W. then walked into the room, and then stabbed his dad in the back. Her mom grew horrified as D.W. covered her mouth and cut her throat. D.W. then tied up her dead parents with a rope. Apparently, D.W. had a thing for seeing people tied up and dead.
There were police sirens coming from outside. It cut to show 3 police officers searching the house. One officer found Arthur and Busters dead corpse, and then he heard a giggle that sounded similar to the Golden Freddy’s giggling from Five Nights at Freddy’s. I then face palmed, and said “GOLDEN FREDDY, ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!”. He turned around and saw D.W as he took him down silently. The other two officers were searching the parents room, and found their bodies in the closet. One officer said “Is it weird that I have a boner?”.
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She lets out a loud roar, similar to Godzilla’s roar. She then punched the ground, and a big pentagram surrounded the wasteland of Elwood City. It also attracted a couple of survivors who turned into zombies with their eye’s dangling from their sockets, and small pieces of glass stuck onto their bodies. She then convinced them all to join her army. She then heard a roar very similar to the T-rex roar from Jurassic park. She then turned around to see Arthur, now a zombie carrying the body of Buster. Arthur then said “D.W, how could you!?’ D.W. then said “To teach you a lesson not to fuck with me!” She then sent one of her minions to attack Arthur, but Arthur beat it to a bloody pulp, and then said “I am vengeance!” I gasped and said “THIS EPISODE PREDICTED THE BATMAN!” It then led to an epic fight against Arthur and D.W. D.W. at first had the upper hand, but then Arthur grabbed her by the eyes, and began to slowly gouge them out. D.W. now blind starts waddling like a penguin uncontrollably. Arthur then stabbed her with the exact same pair of scissors she stabbed him with. D.W then fell to the floor and supposedly died. Arthur then roared in victory like Godzilla, however after he roared, D.W. stabbed him in the back and blood started dripping out of Arthur’s mouth. D.W. then stood on his head and squashed it. A big massive splash of blood appeared on the screen, and that’s how the episode ended.
After watching this, I was shocked at first. I then looked at my friend, and I saw that he was sleeping. I then tapped him on the shoulder and he then immediately jumped up like a little magical wizard. We were talking about the episode, but then we heard something coming from outside. It was a song from the Offspring called “Come Out and Play”. The music was getting louder and louder, and it turned out it was a person dressed as D.W. She said her name was Debi Derryberry, the voice of Jimmy Muda Fuggin Neutron. We then started to form a Congo dance with her, as we walked outside. Apparently the music attracted 35 other civilians. As we walked to the end of the road, where there was a hole with mysterious green hot goo, we all ganged up on D.W. and then pushed her in the hole as she screamed in pain. The whole city celebrated the death of D.W. And then my friend and I decided to permanently move to Cincinnati, Ohio. A few weeks later, I got a letter from an anonymous user saying exactly this “YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!” I then looked outside and saw a giant 154 foot tall D.W. destroying the city. Then it spawned giant 25 foot tall tigers all over the city, killing 69 civilians. But I didn’t survive, instead I woke up safe and snuggly in my bed.
GAME OVER YEAH!!!.
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