Ash's Biggest Suicide - The Parody: Difference between revisions

"ONIX!!! YOU ARE GONNA KILL TEAM ROCKET, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!!" Brock shouted. Ash got mad because Brock copied what he said, only making minor changes. Strangely, Team Rocket didn't even recite their motto like they do in every episode. What's more is that everybody else, excluding Brock and Misty, were having fun at the other Arts and Minecrafts tables like nothing happened. As Onix tried to eat its desse- erm, kill Team Rocket (Sorry Ash, that line was too good) Meowth jumped into a larger Meowth, and yet an even bigger Meowth, and a Meowth bigger than that, and of course a bigger Meowth, leading to the biggest Meowth which had cannons for eyes, and for the head it is said Meowth, as usual. But the cannons on the arms, I mean eyes, looked really huge, this Meowth on top of a Meowth on top of another Meowth and another Meowth was at least the size of the sky. The arms were also the sky. Wow, that's wacky. "Fire Meowth!" Jessie exclaimed to Meowth. "I'M ON JESS! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Meowth responded, in a gulping tone. Meowth then fired the cannon at Onix while a force field began to form over the big ol' stack of Meowths, and Team Rocket fired an atomic bomb that was gonna make everyone explode just like Ash did. James could be heard in the background laughing like a maniac. Misty screamed "TOGEPI, YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!!" at the top of her lungs when the bomb hit, along with every single other Pokémon trainer in the island all at the same time, which really hurt my ears. I mean, can you imagine every single person around you screaming about eating dessert all at the same time? Geez. The entire Annoying Orange Drama Islands could be heard screaming about dessert from several continents away. Ash got incredibly angry because literally everyone around him was screaming his awesome line, which he did technically steal from SpongeBob, but still. Team Rocket then blasted off again.

 

 

An Idiot Box was seen flying over the island and it squashed Ash. Inside of the Idiot Box is Ash Ketchup (Ash's mother) and Ash Mustard. They ask Ash why everyone was screaming about dessert. He responds very angrily, "WHY DID THEY HAVE TO STEAL MY LINE THAT I GOT FROM WATCHING SPONGEBOB 24/7?!" Ash Mustard then tells him to calm down, and then Ash opened the Idiot Box door and took Ash Ketchup and Mustard with him. As soon they landed, they all exploded. Yeah, you know, about the dessert and stuff, it's already happened like ten times before in this Creepy Pasta slash Scary Spaghetti slash Ravenous Ravioli

Robotnik McPingas then makes alien zombies who kill Pikachu, Ash Ketchum slash Ketchup slash Mustard, Ass Kitchep, and Team Rocket. Then they regenerated after they died, because in the original pasta Ash randomly regenerates in the ocean with absolutely no explanation as to of why, even after it was CLEARLY established that the Team Rocket grenade he found under the Arts and Crafts table killed him, so if the original pasta that was actually attempting to be serious did it, why not do it here? Anyway, after breaking the fourth wall, Robotnik kills Ash AGAIN with his Pingas 9000 Machine. But WAIT, it turns out it was all a dream! WHAT A SHOK ENDING! Ash wakes up, but EVIL PATRIXXX (Sudden lighting strike and little girl screaming for dramatic effect in the background) is under the bed. Ash killed him with a broom but it turns out that you can't kill PATRIXXX, evil or no. EVIL PATRIXXX 20XXX6 tries to kill Ash, but then Ash says "That dank Shrek is life maymay is overrated", causing Shrek to commit Big Meaty Clawicide (What did you just say, PUNK?) Spodermen and Giygas kill Ash but he regenerates AGAIN for absolutely no reason.

It was 20X6 right now in real life and the world was destroyed in 2012, making Ash and Robotnik the only survivors, which begs the question of how I'm still alive and typing this in 20X6. Well, it actually turns out that I WAS ASH THE WHOLE TIME! GASP! All of a sudden, Illuminati UFOs try to kill us but Robotnik kills them with his Pingas. Overused Shitty Memes attack them. Their leader is Darude Sandstorm. The annoying Darude Sandstorm comments caused the whole apocalypse. I kills Darude Sandstorm with a gun, which turned the world back to normal and made everyone regenerate AGAAAIN. So we thought everything was back to normal now. But then, EVIL PATRIXXX appeared! DUN DUN DUNNN!

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