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Here is what I along with many other children had saw in the New 20X6, Free Country, area on the morning of June 6th, 20X6.
The episode started out like every other episode would, with the Annoying Orange Drama Islands theme song from the second season. Then the intro somehow went reverse. Then after the intro ended, a text showed up. The episode was called "Ash's Biggest Meatiest Clawicide!". All of a sudden, Mr. Krabs yelled "What did you say, PUNK?" "BIGGEST, MEATIEST, CLAWICIDE!
The gang shrugs it off and they continue to the tournament. As they arrive, Gary the snail is there spending time with a Squidward of some sort. His Pokémon were helping Gary and the Squidward put up the Tournament decorations. It was in a warehouse. Ash then noticed something strange. He looked under the Arts and Minecrafts table and there was an unusual item that caught his eye. Ash reached for it and then something goofy and wacky happened. Ash heard a beeping noise, then out of the blue it made Ash explode. When Misty and Brock looked over to the table, what they had saw was very disturbing. Ash had exploded. "PIKACHU, YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!! Bahahahaha!" Then Team Rocket suddenly appeared, up to no good as usual [Sonic Sez joke goes here]. Meowth then screams, "DAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT BY EXPLODE, YOU BAHNACLE HEAD!" in his usual accent. "Oh, good one Meowth!" said Ash. Jesse and James then rush over and snatched Pikachu, who is sobbing over Ash screaming at him.
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"ONIX!!! YOU ARE GONNA KILL TEAM ROCKET, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!!" Brock shouted. Ash got mad because Brock copied what he said, only making minor changes. Strangely, Team Rocket didn't even recite their motto like they do in every episode. What's more is that everybody else, excluding Brock and Misty, were having fun at the other Arts and Minecrafts tables like nothing happened. As Onix tried to eat its desse- erm, kill Team Rocket (Sorry Ash, that line was too good) Meowth jumped into a larger Meowth, and yet an even bigger Meowth, and a Meowth bigger than that, and of course a bigger Meowth, leading to the biggest Meowth which had cannons for eyes, and for the head it is said Meowth, as usual. But the cannons on the arms, I mean eyes, looked really huge, this Meowth on top of a Meowth on top of another Meowth and another Meowth was at least the size of the sky. The arms were also the sky. Wow, that's wacky. "Fire Meowth!" Jessie exclaimed to Meowth. "I'M ON JESS! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Meowth responded, in a gulping tone. Meowth then fired the cannon at Onix while a force field began to form over the big ol' stack of Meowths, and Team Rocket fired an atomic bomb that was gonna make everyone explode just like Ash did. James could be heard in the background laughing like a maniac. Misty screamed "TOGEPI, YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!!" at the top of her lungs when the bomb hit, along with every single other Pokémon trainer in the island all at the same time, which really hurt my ears. I mean, can you imagine every single person around you screaming about eating dessert all at the same time? Geez. The entire Annoying Orange Drama Islands could be heard screaming about dessert from several continents away. Ash got incredibly angry because literally everyone around him was screaming his awesome line, which he did technically steal from SpongeBob, but still. Team Rocket then blasted off again.
This is where I thought the episode had ended, but NOOOPE. It kept going for at least another 30 million years, but hey, I'm not done telling the story yet (I did not insert that part there. That was actually in there originally. The original writer obviously failed several English exams as far as I could tell.) As soon as Team rocket blasted away, a whisper was heard in the background. "Reach into thy night, so that era comes to a haulting stop". Ash can be seen at the very bottom with a light reflecting over his light, he started calming down after he exploded at Pikachu. Ash then starts swimming to the surface when all of a sudden, Luigi rushes in and grabs Ash, which is weird because this was about Pokémon, not Super Mario. Ash then notices he is on a flying Luigi. as they come up through the ocean's surface, a horrifying scream was heard down at the bottom of the island. Ash asks Luigi what the sound was, and Luigi turned around, looked at Ash, and said "YOSHI COINS!" he then drops Ash off of his back and flies away FURIOUSLY!!! Ash then fell very hard down to the island. He soon finds out that the scream he heard was from Brock Brock and Brock. And Misty. Ash sees Brock Brock and Brock and Misty screaming at their Pokémon because they weren't eating their dessert, which is understandable because what kind of moron doesn't want to eat dessert? Ash was furious at them for stealing his SpongeBob line again.
An Idiot Box was seen flying over the island and it squashed Ash. Inside of the Idiot Box is Ash Ketchup (Ash's mother) and Ash Mustard. They ask Ash why everyone was screaming about dessert. He responds very angrily, "WHY DID THEY HAVE TO STEAL MY LINE THAT I GOT FROM WATCHING SPONGEBOB 24/7?!" Ash Mustard then tells him to calm down, and then Ash opened the Idiot Box door and took Ash Ketchup and Mustard with him. As soon they landed, they all exploded. Yeah, you know, about the dessert and stuff, it's already happened like ten times before in this Creepy Pasta slash Scary Spaghetti slash Ravenous Ravioli
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