Assassin's Creed III: Desmond's Truth: Difference between revisions

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AUTHOR'S NOTE: GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!!! I was cursed to put this onto the Trollpasta Wiki by yours truely. Yes, this is the Crappypasta that inspired the parody, [[BUTTBUTT CRAP III: PIKMANZ TOOTH]]. I just... WAS I THIS BAD AT WRITING A CREEPYPASTA?!? I MUST'VE BEEN ON WEED WITH A SPONGE TO EAT WITH COTTON SAUCE!!!!! I DON'T LIKE THIS, EVEN IF IT IS MY FIRST CREEPYPASTA!!!! Alright, you want to know how bad it is? Well, without further ado, here's the pasta...
 
Assassin's Creed III is pretty fun. I got it for Christmas but I didn't know which store my wife got it from. She told me where she got it from the inexperienced quest, known as The Truth of Desmond. I don't know if this was put in every copy of the game, but all I can say is that I got the game for the Wii U.
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I had that experience that faithful day. I never understood anything about the quest, but all I can say is that Ubisoft must've put the quest in there, thinking no one would get there. But I did. I might be the only one who saw the quest and know of the truth.
 
See how bad it is? Yep. I think I'm dead. Shoot.
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