Attack of the Bug-Eyed Coat Hanger: Difference between revisions

Goody Two-Shoes, having recovered from her stimulating experience, cowered to the controls of her flying saucer and flew back to Earth via hyperspace. The floor below the coat hanger opened to let it fall into a forest to get shot from every corner by hunters with what sounded like Remington Model 7600 rifles and Arminius HW-357 revolvers. This caught the attention of the US Air Force as they sent Lockheed AC-130 gunships, Boeing F-15 Eagle fighters, Northrop Grumman B-2 Spirit stealth bombers, Boeing AH-64 Apache attack helicopters, and Sikorsky CH-53E Super Stallion helicopters to shoot us down. Fortunately, this unidentified flying object didn’t come unarmed.

 

 

Anyway, I walked back into my house to see that my dad was alive and well, except for the bandages on his head where his cysts used to be. As I went into the library room to do some research on dealing with living furniture, I heard my dad cussing his head off out of frustration, followed by a choking noise. I rushed into the family room to see what the matter was. I wish I hadn’t.