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We pulled over at our destination so that the police would give my neighbor a speeding ticket. No sooner did the coat hanger caught up and the two officers initiated fire with an LWRC M6A1 carbine and a Taurus Tracker Model 455 revolver, with the driver joining them with a Mossberg 500A Field Gun. I ran into the building and settled in Room 205. While I was surfing the Internet looking at level maps for videogames, I heard a choking noise. I turned around to see the coat hanger shoving a bar of soap down a student’s throat for saying a bad word. I was shocked to see that it grew a pair of arms like the broomstick from ''Fantasia''.
The coat hanger drew a Taurus Tracker Model 455 revolver out of hammerspace and fired at me, but I blocked the bullets with the chair I was sitting on. While it was reloading its gun,
My dad came in to help me by punching the coat hanger’s head only to make it spin. The head stopped spinning with the soul-piercing eyes staring straight at him. Poor Dad became paralyzed with fear as the coat hanger used an electric pencil sharpener to sharpen its fingers into claws. It scratched his head so hard that it even caused four sebaceous cysts to come out of the cuts. This gave me a chance to escape and hop a passenger train that was pulled by a steam locomotive of the Pacific (4-6-2) Whyte notation.
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