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So I was in cave again. hen I idea. Make grey Iron Man suit. So I made it. Then i needed to load ir. So then guy ran with out rokm with guna nd then was chasing the people awayso from me so I can get suite on and make it work. Then me dck grew to 5000000000000000000000 iches.
Chipe 2. Gabe Fucks Dick
So afterwards I screamed in gasim form. tHen we decided to recite impotent events of last capie. I got suit, Obidiah villian. Movie happened. Takato. Rhodey has a dick. Pepper Pits has no idea me Iron Man 2. Death. Lol. Then evil happend and mesa killled Jeff Bridges. Then laughed and lol. I reveled mea Iron Man. End movie now.
Hello Iron Man narrator but this is Bruceya Baner Wayne. Croos over with Batman and Hulk. We date. Gabe fucks dick. Jar Jar came into the room. "Tong go to roo over what you did." Then Tony slit wirsts. Get it cause he gothic. Only 1 mispell this chapter so far. Jar Jar was depressdd. Then Hulk decided to happen.
SO Brunce Banner was walking in night and he married wif named Timothy Hennesse. Ask me if you want detail. Anywas then something happned. He decided secinen topic. Boom boom grreeen and then Pmmon. It was...IMPMON!11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 "What fuck happend to wif?" Bruce Banner asked and them Immon cried blood and gothic. Get it cause Impmon and I gothic. Impmon gve good bad neews
"God nows you gay fro Wyne now. He's only liek 12 though and you're like 50. Bd news wif dead. Good news Huly you are now and reen you can turn into." Impmon said.
11111 copy paste er. Then dick Gabe fuck. 1oin.11111.
Then Tony showed up and was weing bra and stirp and then Impmon thre fire at dick and then Tony was eveil and oh no what will we do Bruce Banner said and then he decided to run out of place in depress that wif was dead oh no what Impmon decided to run after Bruce and then somthing happpedn1111 The main billain and Hulk movei cum get it cum into the room and then Bruce was scared he turned into green Hulk bith and then had o breath strength on everything so that it will be destroyed and then we will win day.
All th hwile Bruce was looking for wbethrough bedroom window and dick. Impmon ran into room looking at dick picture. "Are you gay?" IMpmon asked and then Bruce cried tears of blak get it cause I'm gothic,
"Yes gay me am and married girl for closesy." Impmon was confused.
"But you're 12." Impmon pointed out. Baily new pairing made type. It's called wiat for it OT3!1111111. The idea is that you have a OTP and you add one more to it so you get 3.111 Lol.
"12 is enough for sexulity. Lol." Impmon looked confused lol1.
"What how can you figure out sexulaity when you're fucking 12?" Impmon asked liek he was smart wehn it was tony who was smart. 'We get it Tony ypu're smart...'. 1. Then Impmon mentor me like origin story.
"BTW get it cause that's by the way Bruce Wayne you parntes evil abuse." Bruce Banner saidn and then sex. Impmon was flipping us off.
"We must train you to defeat Pie Villain Loki in Avengers movie." Bruce Banner rolled his eyes he liaid in bed starying dreamy 1 at brucey Wayne. "FInr whatever train me yousa must." Mesa said. Everyboen capfeie looed at him scarred. Steve Rogers almost faint and Black WIdow was crying tears of blood and CLint Blacker was tere. Impmon hated this story. Steve fianted again for because this was too dumb and then warned him "don't get involved in story." NEver capilatize lol. Then the aptheny. Kill dick.
nO don't kill dick1 lol. Then Bruce sucked duck. Gabe fucks dick. Takato ran in naked then found Impmon. "Why fuck you here?" Takto asked and then Impmon looked like he was going to himself get it cause he's gothic lol1. We shoudl go to bed we wrote a lot tonight.
We woke up naked and then metor came down and then apoloitcy.. Impmon was more worried bout the D Reaper. Bruce ade del with Impmon. "Help me killl villian of movie and I will help you defeat D Reapr."
"But you weren't in the show Hulk." Rhen Takato pissed the Abomintion out of his buttholle.
"WHat the fuck Takato." Impmon asked as Bruce got boner and turned ti Hulk for finl battlle.
But it was not that easy. Aomintaion left house and started breaking city as he was doing pole dancing and it was so fucking sexy1. Bruce knew he would have to save the day. But he wanted tod oso something frst. Straight orgy. WIth Daryh Maulr, KAri, Eminemem, Shrek, and Annabeth. It was the best thing devea made since the bom of nuke.
So with him climaxed and came lol he leftt ethe building so he could kill aboniation and fulfill the poshphecy. This is the prohpechy.
Tony must kill Loki
Hulk must defeat amobintaion
Steve must seduce Ben Kingsley Mandarin
Clint must be sunscreen man
Back Widow must give into her desires
Thor must reliaze assgard isn't real
Nick Fury must be the wise mentor
Impmon must defeat the dragon
Takato must figure out his purpose
Rhodey must fly the jet plane
Pepper must never have consitant age
I am Jesus. Then Bruce was scared because if he died then the prophecy will not be fulfilled. Hulk got greeen boner. Then it deteected the abonitaion. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH" Satan yelled. I took Takato over and then then I made him cum. It was the abomination. Becasue I cum abonations. Get it cum lol111111." Then Bruce loled. 1. TThen Death Palpatine showed up and shved his meay dick and in the abonationt. That gave it 1000 more poer and then Tony told Bruce.
"Never stop. I found that from cat poster in Lego movie." Bruce was now ready. He toook out a 99999999999999999999999999999999999 inch tall sword. Bailey said it was long. Like Taco Bell. I said yum yum in my tum tum.
Bruce jerked off to the sword so he could charge it up. Alia grew bobs. Like Bob the Builder.
"Wiat Alia 111. I think we need your help1" Bruce and Impmon yelled oulid and then I showed up in my Iron Man suit.
"What is the plan?" I asked and then we all gathered up in a cirece. Takato, Impmon, Alia, Bruce the hulk version and I that is. I was wearing a black dwn Jerry Lewis gthic T-Shirt and a black dress down boots. Alia was wearing pink like the fucking prep but at the monent I didn't care. Takato was wearing a blue shirt and liht brown pants like how he did in the show. Impmon had a red scarf like the show. Hulk only had his pants torn up on like the movie. I put on my Iron Man suit quietly and quickly like how Savestro Stallone dig his wife in the movie.
"What if teh fucking plan1?" I asked and then Hulk told us.
"I go in front and stab sword into it. Takato rides on the head and tried to get it back in his butthole if possible. Impmon will guide me as I am blind for the fight. Alia do one thing. Kick the mother fucking ass out of every mother fucking perso n uspporting abonimation 1. And Tony um don't be a fucking idoit for the next few minutes." Hulk told plan like he did on page five lol. He held ou fucking hands out lol. We did th go Hulk thing lol and then battle start.
I was on my to the aboniation when Obiahd came lol and said. "Tomy we finendd final fight like movie becaue we didn't do that last chapter." I was forced to fight Obiagahd but I needed something first. Pepper blow jobed me so I could chagr e up my suit.
Hulk was right He was blind or fight scene. He nerly stabbed the sword of the stong into Rhodey when he said fuck a cock. Impmon told Hulk go rigt and then he went right and stabbed ABontaion nipple. We where now on 25 perent vistory mark. We needed to satb second nipple and the two eyes or Takato can piis it back in his butthole.
Alia was being a poser wantabe so at leat she was better than a fucking prep lol get it. Cuss I am gothic lol. She took out her PAris Hiltonn cDi and played it and hen teh Abonaition was wounded because the fucking music was terrible1. Only Linkin Park is good fuck verything else.
Takato got the ear of the aonation back in his buut but he neeeded to be like his biomergeb state so he calld 911 to get Guilmon back lol.
I was to bust fighting Obiaidh becuas ehe is a fukcing poser who wants to be like we us adapting the movie properly.
We were at teh truck scene when he wsays I have better suit than u in every way 1. Ten I save teh people in the bus and then they cheered on foe me get i cuss Iam gotic? lol fucking1
"Your father would really be proud of you. I mean cum on get it lul cum. You are posing as a fucking gothin and then tyou act like the Iron an and tyou havent svaed the people in the ovie yet. You skipped like half teh move. Did yu know hat Haachetus will claim you."
"I am so conifident in you that I can suck your cock here." Bruc Wayne told the general public and the cow fle from sky and hit Yolei like in Disaster Movie. For once something that came out of that movie that wasn' t complete shit fest lol. Get it cuss we shit.
"SPinrg brak forver bocthes." We heard and tehn that gave me a 9000000000000000000000000000 percent power boost because Srping Breakser is the worst thing every created. I would rather hve Hitler over that movie.
"I fuckig hate that ufkcing moveisyou son you fucking abitcjn yoru fkig dcka fuck." I scaremed and then went to the tp of the buolding and repeated like movie did.
My heart was gving out and then I told Peepr to hit the git spot and shesa didsa. The place blewed u high and wwis and then Obihd deead lol. Every verse of every Bue Ocatober song plyed insdie of mesa head. It was fucking boner worthey.
Back at the abonation fight people where screwing. Fine screaming because Bailey said so. 1. Takato was too bus tryi to ship it back in his butthole. "Come on it's not my fault that we never change clithes or go to the fucking bathrokm in all of season three even though we had mutiple chnaces to because we wehre on earth most of os the season." tdeb i lol'd
Suddenly Alia played Mozart by Amadeus the movie. That was a great idea. We had fun ad then the abonationa was weakened by a lot percent. A lot meaning at least 1000.
Hulk took this as a chance to stab the sword into the second nipple nd then abanation was ahl way defeated. We neeeded to kill the eyes now.
"Take that boy." Impmon yelled for no reason and I wook up and decided that I needed to help on kiilling the fucking eyes. Because they where worst athen when Muduesa is a hung over. Because Medsudea is on a hung over once every minute and a year. Then I got boner. Because teeneger sget boners over everythig even Michael jerking off to Transformers teh ovie. Did you ehar Transformers 2 is cummig out soon I am so fucking excited lol 1. Get it cuss is gthic.
I ten had idea.. "Guys how about we show off our traist from da sims to destroy da eyes?" Then Alia showed the abonattatoon all her filas from the dsims and then teh Abaonattaion eyes jerked off to it.
"Give me more sexy Alia sims. They are being awesome!1" Hulk decided to take that ass a opprotniy to stab out the eyes of the abomation. He did and then the aobaton was dea. Part of the grat prohecy has been done. The line about Hulk defeating abonatin.
Sudddenly we get a phone cal. "Bruck hulk editin and fucking tony we need your fucking help.1111. Camp hald blood has been attcked and Krones is going to attack Percy before 16 birthday. He has a base and we need you to coem and get claimed so you can ave the dance partty. So then you will be sent to Fantasy Land. Get it cuss Toy's gothic." We suddenlt relaized that teh called was from CHiron.
"Impmon will cum with mesa. Because Impmon is my metor. Given how fucking terrible this story is we will probably run into everybody else here again. Perhaps even the abonatyion."
So Hulk Impmon and mesa left t o go to cmp half blood. It was scary becuase we ran intp fucking poer pres and some other scary like the dvd box set cover of me little pony. I pissed in scared. Who teh living fuck who advertise me littyle pony. Not even fucking preps. This musct have been a paln frommm... DA START!1111111 WHo the fuck planned it? It must have been Ben Kingelsy Mandarin. He makes me want to piss in anger. But I won't give him the satisfactio. I will crap in anger instead.
Hulk was stayuojng at me aowrroedi. "How long is your boner fight now?" He asked which is code for how are u doing. I ggigles in satatnisms. This is even worse than bicthy My Immortal those gtci wantabes.
At camo half bloos Chiron was setting uo the dance party "You suns of fukincg e sbithces. I have a fucking preadiction. We need Cpatin America Thor Blakc wisow and Cint Blacker to come on ver. But Blakc wisow an d Clin Blacker don't have movies for them. So we don't know who thd fuck these people are. Whos movie should we do next." Chiron tod us I thought about it for a picotimesthreebillionssecond and then I had a snwer
"We flip the fucking coin. If we get heads we do Captain America movie next. If we fuckijng get tails then we do Thor mvoei next." Impmon took a cpin out of his nose when he barfed up te good guys.
Chiron decided to flip it. We got tails so we will do the Thor movie next whihc is good because I think Thor came out before Catain America anways. So the time lien adda up.
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