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I woke up from my nap several hours later. "Wow," I thought aloud, "that was a pointless." Then, like nothing ever happened, I got off the couch, returned to the computer, and continued playing BOB.EXE.
Just like he appeared in my dream, Duke Exeter was depressed, desaturated, and crying BLOOD. He was no longer playable either. I could tell that there was a predictable pattern forming, but since I was bored and had nothing better to do, I decided to select the final playable character: Doctor Overbuild. As I expected, clicking the red arrow caused Bob to laugh and the screen to cut to black for about 9
Doctor Overbuild spawned at the base of Assembly Monument. The monument appeared to be on the verge of collapse and did not look very well-maintained compared to its normal appearance. It was also covered with dead birds and BLOOD. Rusty Steele was horribly maimed and lying in a
As I expected, it was Bob who stood where Rusty normally would stand, offering a mission. This time, although Bob was still grinning and still had BLOOD dripping from his eyes, his demeanor seemed a little angrier than before. I guess he wanted revenge for being turned into a potato in my dream. When I interacted with him, his mission text simply said, "YOU CANNOT BEAT ME."
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The image showed a hyper-realistic version of Bob standing in the void of the Maelstrom. It was so hyper-realistic, you could make out every wrinkle on his yellow skin and every crease and fold on his red shirt. On the proportions of a LEGO minifigure, this hyper-realism fell straight into the territory of uncanny valley.
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His wide, empty, pitch-black hyper-realistic eyes, with hyper-realistic BLOOD gushing from them, were staring right at me, right through the fourth wall of the game. He grinned like a hyper-
I could do nothing but stare at this gruesome image for approximately 30.2859385719385 seconds. Then, as Bob's laugh echoed in the background, horrible and demonic, text appeared super-imposed on this image...
'''''"I AM
I was too shocked to speak and simply stared at this message in horror.
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Then, it turned out that I didn't need to shut the game off myself, because my computer spontaneously shut off on its own. I couldn't turn it back on, so I started muttering curses under my breath because now I'm pretty sure that this game was so bad that it broke my computer.
I turned around and pulled out my cell phone to call the local computer
ok we will slurp your pc butt
I turned around again to see where the voice came from, and what I saw... sitting on my computer desk... staring right at me... was a
.and then hyper realistic skeleton popped out with bob clothes and the end and then evil patrixxx ate my pc the end[[Category:Satire]][[Category:Vidya games]][[Category:File Extensions]][[Category:Hyper-realistic]][[Category:Blatant Ripoffs]][[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]][[Category:Shok ending]][[Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.]][[Category:Well, that was pointless.]][[Category:Crappy ms paint drawings]][[Category:POINTLESS VIOLENCE TOTALLY MAKES IT SCARY U GUIZE]][[Category:MOTHER OF FUCK THIS PAGE IS LONG LIKE MY PAINIS]][[Category:Stupid is as the main character does]]
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