BRIANFU.BAT: Difference between revisions

I was just a simple repeating message, which didn't seem like a harmful virus or anything. The question is, who the fuck implemented this piece of code into my program? I decided to give it a go. I opened the program, and shit-scary things started to happen. A game opened up, it was called Death of the Fu. It featured a boy in China named Brian. He fought his way to the Royal Yellow *****Idiot Palace of China, where he learned the ins and outs of Kung Fu. He soon became China's own Brian Fu. One day, the darkness came to eat him, and hyper realistic blood spewed out of the the screen and jizz on my neck. I was truly horrified by whoever committed their time into making a horrific piece. Soon, the spookiness was coming after me. I abandoned my house and picked up a copy of Half-Life 3. I brought my laptop with me as well, just in case.