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One evening, young LarryTommy had been digging in his garden only to uncover a large, round, skinwhite-skin colored object. He tried to yank the thing out of the ground, but it had been quite stuck, and he tugged as hard as he could until it came out of the ground. LarryTommy heard something moan and he ran away, terrified.
 
When LarryTommy went inside, he showed the skin-colored thing to his mother, (who promptlythought tellsit himwas an unusual sort of vegetable) and said that they willwould eatadd it forto their supperstew later thaton for eveningdinner.
 
When dinner came around, theTommy's father carved the thing into three pieces and they had eatencooked it in their casserolestew. After eating, the three hadwere doneready theto dishesgo andto weresleep. readyTommy forwent bed.to Larryhis climbed into bedbedroom, and almost instantly fellhad fallen asleep, but he had woken with a start as he had heard a strange howl coming from outside:
 
''"Where are my ba-a-a-alls?"''
 
LarryTommy covered his head up and shut his eyes, hoping to just fallget asleepback to sleep, but he shot his eyes open again as the voice was even louder:
 
''"Where are my ba-a-a-alls?"''
 
LarryTommy let out a breath and kept his covers over his head, shivering. The voice could be heard at his back door, downstairs:
 
''"Where are my ba-a-a-alls?"''
 
The back door had been heard being opened and shut, and the stairs hadbeing beenclimbed beingslowly. troddenThump, onthump, thump. LarryTommy kept the covers over his head and his eyes shut tight as the voice had been quieter, but hadnow reached his bedroom door:
 
''"Where are my ba-a-a-alls?"''
 
LarryTommy, madefrozen notwith afear, soundheard ashis hedoor open, and felt a presence in his room walk right up next to him and yank off the covers...
 
''"YOU ATE MY BALLS!"''
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