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Line 1: {{NSFW}} Sweat ~~drippedb~~dripped from my armpits in the sweltering sun, as I walked along the sidewalk in the summer heat. I always dreaded the route from work back to home, not only because there was no shade from the trees, but also because teenagers up to no good made trouble in this neighborhood. I walked along the street, grabbing my bag, not wanting it to get stolen. Countless gang bangers smoking drugs stood nearby, chatting in street slang and getting in little fights. Then, I bumped into a gang banger wearing gang colours. That event utterly changed my life, flipped it, and turned it upside down. Line 43: But the party guests and stufff disapeared when I approachedl then I wok up in hospital and i was actually in coma and i wuz barley breathing and stuff but my doctor ewas surised that i was liv and stuff okay so how do yu knowthat your not ded or in coma or whatever so very philosophical lol waek up And then evul partrix came and ~~raeped~~violated me and shrek kaem and patrix left room and sed that i was kill and then gthe slendermun came etoo and fot shrek for milion year but shrek ran away and sed its not ogre and stuf butt I did and then i was playing majurias musk gaem on plastatin butt then ben came and there wuz static everwear and then shrek was love and life and shiz and HE ~~RAEP~~VILAET ME AND KILD WIL SMIT BUT THEN I BECAEM FLESH PRINCE OF BELL AIRRE AND STUFF WAEK UP GUIZE!!!!!!!!11ONETWOELEVEN!!!2123452 but then i got droped into a scary bludy hel thingy plaece and their was static everwhere but it was just a bad dream and the end [[Category:Trollpasta]] [[Category:DIALOGUE!]] [[Category:Loads of Characters]] [[Category:SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY]] [[Category:English Class Failure]] {{Comments}}