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While Bernard’s factory is long gone, some claim that even today you can often catch a glimpse of his ghost roaming the streets of Baltimore where his factory once stood. He is easily identified by his fine Italian clothing, leathery completion, ectoplasmic vapors that smell like hickory, and his haunting cry of “Peppered of teriyaki!”
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