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Billy was a one of a kind boy. Billy was so edgy, he loved going to the opera and listening to sopranos. He ate hamburgers sometimes while he was there and even once had a cup of orange juice. I know, right, what a monster. Sometimes, I wonder what's wrong with that boy. He's nothing like his father y'know. If only I liked orange juice.
"Hi Mr. Phantom of the Opera! Do
"Sure, it better be red wine, though or else you're dead and I'll tell all of your friends about that time you stared at my clock while furiously embracing your mighty breasts. That's right, I knew. I fucking knew Billy I'm like a fucking hawk, Billy I know shit you can't even imagine, Billy." The Phantom says before being cut off by Billy.
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"OH LOOK AT ME! I'm Billy, I like eating hamburgers like the non scarred faced human being I am. I'M SO FUCKING GREAT" The phantom states while embracing the young man.
"Mr. Phantom, you seem to have a bunch of repressed anger. You should go to a therapist" Billy replies
"Yeah well you can have a cold glass of go fuck yourself. Also, don't forget that red wine." The Phantom screams as he heads to Billy's home.
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They then had a beautiful evening and have been together since. The end.
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